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I can be whoever you want, baby.

It's a good job I kicked the habit of filling in the hole with a shovel when we got domesticated. Plumbers just wouldn't understand

Well, it's been a pretty busy couple of years! The family is all good, the boys have done that thing where they just get bigger and more expensive to keep, the oldest is 13 now and near enough as tall as me. It's weird watching the adolescence thing ruin a perfectly good child and morph it into...

Like cheese Been thinking about you guys lately, thought I'd better drop in and say hi

Merry fucking Christmas, you filthy animals.

Is it coincidence that now most of the planes are grounded chemtrails have gone out of fashion and everyone's is pissing on about 5g instead?

Sorry, she lost me at linking diabetes with cell phone towers. Maybe coming from someone who's nation doesn't consume their own bodyweight in corn syrup every 2 or 3 hours....but not her.

The software is the responsibility of the programmers, 5g is just shorthaired for 5th generation, they're using frequencies that were once used for analogue TV but now defunct, or so I've been told

Can't debunk that. But why stop at T, let's go all the way to 5Z

Are you afraid of 5g? Tell me why and I'll debunk your stoopid ass.

Be nothing left but goats and roaches. Goats can eat roaches but not the other way round, so in the end that's the way it's gonna be. Mmmm-baaaaaaa-hahaha!

No sir, geographically a son of the British Isles

The kids are getting large, and wilful and hungry. Not so cheap to keep anymore!

To be honest, it's not much different on a day to day basis. We're pretty rural here anyway, I can step out the door and walk for an hour and only pass 3 occupied houses. I don't know how people are coping in cities. The kids have a garden to trash and we hone school for half the year anyway...

Decided to fry the eggs. Seems a more honest way of cooking somehow, though less exciting/disappointing. :/ Good to see some old faces and some new.

Oh, I've been here and there, doing a bit of this and that....not been very horticultural for a while now, but thinking I might Chuck some seeds in a pot to pass the time. My only worry is the lockdown ends before they finish , cos I'm pretty sure we're gonna be fucking off in the van as soon...

Removing stitches yourself from a sliced thumb once you're pretty sure it's not going to split open again, because the throbbing swol'ness from them pulling so tight across the wound is stopping you from sleeping, and frankly you rather have a larger scar and more sleep...?

Good idea.

And what the fuck has happened to the format? I hope there's a thread where people are bitching about the old days when it was so much better and rep and blah blah