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  1. splitphilly

    Stoned Vagina

    Vice has been disappointing me lately. First there was an article about someone hating white people who started an app that allows you to find out if a neighborhood was "sketchy". They hated these white women, and in reality all white"yuppies" because, according to the blogger, only...
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    31% of Americans Have No Retirement Savings

    It's 2014, employers aren't looking for over qualified employees that stumble upon their door step. "Email us your resume and we'll contact you if anything opens up" Where I live it's more expensive to stay in a hotel, than it is to have roommates. If you risk moving away, you need to have...
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    The Drunk Thread!

    :spew:
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    The Drunk Thread!

    yes yes yes
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    The Drunk Thread!

    This band's name comes from a song written by members of the previous band I posted, the original band was Cap'n Jazz. I am wearing their T Shirt tomorrow, since it's the last of my clean clothes. Cap'n Jazz is nothing like Scary Kids Scaring Kids, even though they wrote Scary Kids Scaring Kids.
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    The Drunk Thread!

    We trying to get depressed?
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    The Drunk Thread!

    Brand New and Blink, now I know I'm in the right place. Had to take a quick detour to listen to real Bad Brains.
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    31% of Americans Have No Retirement Savings

    I just turned 27 and finally opened up a savings account. Life didn't get comfortable until I turned 25. At 26 I started going to college. Being broke is awesome, you don't realize it until it pays off though. I went from sleeping in multiple layers with my dog for warmth because I couldn't...
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    The Drunk Thread!

    I've been smoking beers to The Smith Street Band all week.
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    Everything MMA Thread

    He won the fight, another first round victory. I don't know all the details, but his opponent picked the fight up "last minute" because the original opponent got injured. Not sure if this effects his possible contract, but he is talented, He won the fight, again in the first round by...
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    cigarette?

    Assuming that you live in Hawaii, how much are cigarettes out there?
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    IF BY SOME FAR FETCHED CHANCE THERE TURNS OUT TO BE A GOD...

    If (a christian) god exists, then I guess I'm going to hell. Which is supposed to be run by a dude who wasn't down with what god was doing in the attic, and somehow got his own kingdom in the basement. Now if god doesn't accept me, why should I fear a place that apparently exists for the same...
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    Should I be allowed to???

    There's no need for a deep thought here, that would just make you an asshole.
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    What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?

    No, but that would be more romantic. She can hear the buzzer going, and when I get out of the shower afterward, with the same facial hair, she put's two and two together....I have a manscaping = menstruation cycle going on.
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    What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?

    When I trim my dick hair my girl knows, and she gives me a hard time about it. "What do you think you're getting a blow job tonight?!" And she's right. I know she's almost off the rag so I'm going for a hummer, plus in a day or two, I'm going for some coochy penetration. Then it's like a week...
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    cigarette?

    Two years ago I stopped smoking weed. No big deal. Recently started again. I literally can make a gram last me 4-5 weeks. A year ago I also cut back on the cigarettes, meaning I stopped smoking regularly throughout the day. At work, I'll smoke, if at all, one or two cigarettes, and almost...
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    Everything MMA Thread

    A buddy of mine has a fight coming up on Friday, and if he wins he's supposed to get a UFC contract. Here's a video of his last fight, and an article written today about him. Hope the kid makes it...
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    Should the US support Israel forever ?

    I haven't posted here in about two years. I forgot how awesome forums are. I don't know if this was mentioned somewhere in the 64 pages of this thread, but I can't ignore the Vice episode on HBO about how televangelists are the #1 financial supporter of the Israeli army, because they believe...
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    wtf should i do i dnt wanna get my ass kicked

    haha ohhhhhh shit
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