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    Warped Musings From The Stag Do

    warped musings from the stag do The decision to give up the rollies two days before the stag-do was a poor one. Yes I managed to go almost 48 hours without any nicotine but on Friday evening, after dumbing my senses down to Sloppy with half a bottle of rum, the reality of...
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    scrambled transmissions from planet cod (2) Genuinely Happy

    There used to be an order to things. A savage line that could be drawn from town to town, country, tribe to tribe. Fuck this civility. Fuck this Honesty. There is nothing to be gained from bearing my heart to a heartless world. There is nothing to be gained from meaning what I say. I can...
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    scrambled transmissions from planet cod (1)

    Will he return*** the Caribbean, self proclaimed 'King of the skullfuckers'. Gemini twins of Bearable and Vulgar. I love his style but detest the swagger of his cowboy hips, the 'hey man' greetings, and the contemptible lack of mathematical ability of the Vulgar Twin. The Bearable Ying...
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    News, 1st March, 2009, Emperor CHavez and birds with toxic feathers

    The tide is turning, or at least appears to be, in American military circles with two US soldiers convicted of savagery beyond their remit, in the last week, for crimes committed in Iraq. A court in Fort Campbell, Kentucky showed that morality can overcome patriotic fanaticism, when faced with...
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    Scrambled Transmissions from Planet Cod(3) The Happiest Blonde

    Nature reclaiming the streets…A Snow blizzard in April I like the snow. It reminds me that despite our greatest efforts to distance ourselves, as a species, from the natural realm from which we grew, were created, we are ALL still at the mercy of that primeval furnace of raw, unbridled power...
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    greetings from the flame ravaged victorian wasteland

    Unfortunately I do not grow, though I wish I had the premises and skills to engage in such a fine use of my precious but poorly used time. As I have been renting, and moving, not only houses, but towns and countries, fairly regularly over the last decade, I haven't yet been in a position to...
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    greetings from the flame ravaged victorian wasteland

    30 year old stoner, aspiring writer, traveler, guardian of a maltese shitsu puppy named rat, who looks more like a dinosaur, rat, wolverine, hyena combination than a canine, currently living in Melbourne, Australia...Not sure for how long, as my partner in slime pines strongly and fiercely for a...
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