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You know i wrote a really good response about differnt training for dogs but my internet crashed and im too stoned to write it again pony

Okay what you have to do anytime your transporting weed in your car or keeping it at home, hide it in raw meat. This doesn't trick the dog but it tricks the handler as the digs can smell the weed, but they are also prone to go after meat. The handler will just assume the later.

I would say your a junkie. Or an emo punk. Sorry its where i live lol this towns full of athletes.

So a stoner walks into a department store and says how much for the t.v. in the window? The shop keep says Sorry I dont serve stoners. The Stoner comes back the next day and says he quit smoking pot then asks the same question and the shopkeeper tells him again they dont serve stoners. So he...

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Are you looking for a panties handout?

I need drug money please

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If they were arrested they weren't important

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Do you have a kid?

jwop are you playing on kino? and farmerwill do you aim for high points or high rounds?

then President Obama

the funny part is, we did say that they lost a customer, and we spoke to the district manager and were told that the next guy up would be contacting us so fuck them eh.

Oh it was only like 3 years, and I called futureshop about it. They basically said that the thieves had used the giftcard, and that we have them on survelance camera. THe cashier also said that they could pick the guys out in a line up. But the cops didnt really do anything and futureshop didnt...

I was robbed once, they stoled all my electronics like xbox, games, psp shit like that and about 500 dollars. Then I got a $3000 giftcard for future shop from insurance, and bought maybe half of it back. So about a week later, Im out fishing on the river when someone else we were with who just...

Only took 4 pages but I finally got the answer I was looking for haha

ever seen kids in the hall?

You know how to uh get a free beer eh? What ye got do eh is un get a mouse. Well you got ta get it when hes really small eh. Oh yea get a really small mluse and put in da empty beer bottle der. Then ya go and a bring it to the store ya no eh and say hey theres a mouse in my beer