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  1. Big Joop

    whats your dream car?

    A large, windowless van of any sort from around the early nineties. Mostly because nothing looks better than a group of guys piling out of the back of a van with waves of smoke coming right after them... that and the fact that the mystery machine was windowless except for the back windows and...
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    what are the the little rituals that you have when you smoke?

    I ALWAYS listen to at LEAST one Ween album in its entirety when I smoke. That, and I almost always play through either mega man x, or any of the original mega man games, but this is only when I'm home by myself. With friends, the only ritual I have is that I ALWAYS pass it to the left. Passing...
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    What do you call your green?

    I just refer to it simply as "dank" when I'm with dealers. ("Can I buy some dank?") When with friends, I usually just refer to it as "smoke." ("Hey, Man, Thanks for the smoke")
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    whats in your pockets

    whenever I take off my pants I empty the pockets and put the shit on my dresser. I usually only have my wallet, keys, phone, and zune on me. I don't like my pockets being filled with shit. Not like when I was in high school. I had like fuckin' fifty items at any given time in my pockets when I...
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    anyone else ride??

    What - 2007 Marin Racing Bike Why - I do marathon biking Where - All over fucking Nebraska (I realize this isn't the kind of biking in mind, I just thought I'd say something... Also, you try being a 300lb NE dude who can ride shit like BRAN, TDN, and RAGBRAI)
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    Your perfect paraphernalia...

    love me my 1' zong quite a bit, but in the end, I think my favorite device would be my Proto Pipe. That thing can hold about 3 grams in the little storage compartment.
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    Bump If You're Baked!

    well... I'm baked... So here's sum bumpage for yah. Also, wake and bake... hell yeah...
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    have you ever been so high that you thought you were dying?

    Happened to me once, but then I calmed down and road the wave. Y'see, what was going on was I was lying on my bed, listening to the mega man x soundtrack when the first stage came up. I could see myself playing through the stage (quite poorly) and every time I got hit in the game, I felt a wave...
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    I Lost My Virginity When I Was...?

    18 at 4AM on my fucking birthday. I barely knew the chick, but in that day I had my first kiss, my first hour-long kiss, and my v-card taken. It was pretty shitty our first time. I had no condom so she freaked at first. Then, when she happened to cum, she fucking stopped, leaving me blue ballin'...
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    How Often Do You Smoke??

    smoke 2-3 times a day, about 3/4 of a gram a day, so I'm not doing too much at a time. I use my bong when at home, and when I don't have a bong nearby I use my proto pipe. I always hit a little just before I go to bed. It relaxes me quite a bit and helps lull me into a pleasant sleep.
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    how much do you pay for hash?

    for 3.5 g of the cheap shit, I pay around $20 US. For something a bit better, I've paid about $55. Second shit is totally worth it though.
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    wat kind of stoner r u

    cigs actually hurt my throat. So, I don't actually smoke at all... aside from weed.
  13. Big Joop

    a question mainly for the guys...

    Okay, time for a straight answer then, amirite? I would take the big girl in the question originally asked. Hands down. Mostly because I like big girls, and because it was said that she had a cute face.
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    a question mainly for the guys...

    Is she batshit crazy once a month? I think I may know what's going on then if that's the case:)
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    a question mainly for the guys...

    okay, so I stopped reading at page 3, but I think that I can still say something on this matter.... However, I'm wondering if my opinion should even be taken into consideration, seeing as I am thoroughly interested in larger girls as is, and bating the hook with a pretty face only solidifies my...
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    Whats worse?: Hangovers or weed recovery??

    Never had a problem with a weed comedown. Never been drunk either, so I've never had a hangover, but something tells me that a hangover is far worse... That something being one of my coworkers coming in on Saturday morning and looking like complete shit. (I probably just should have edited this...
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    Whats worse?: Hangovers or weed recovery??

    I actually must concur on your feelings when it comes to clothing, for I too, whilst in the privacy of my own home tend to shed clothes the higher I become. Now, would I ever get high and do that at a friend's house? Hell no. But, of course, there are always other circumstances that can be...
  18. Big Joop

    I Love Them Beastie Boys...

    Nothing quite like Jewish, New York rappers who give props to themselves in their own lyrics. That alone is one reason to truly enjoy the Beastie Boys.
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    what do u love more weed or sex?

    I would most definitely go without sex rather than weed. Weed has never let me down, never had to make up an excuse as to why it couldn't be with me that evening, and costs less in the short and long run than any sexual partner. Also, note that I haven't been laid in over two years now, so my...
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    Do you smoke and drive?

    Drive stoned and get stoned whilst driving. Nothing better for long road trips. Or any road trips. Hell, let's just add trips to the store to that list as well. And, on the way to work, just whilst driving, picking up laundry, blazing at the drive-thru at Wendy's... etc. etc. etc.
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