Stole weed from my dad
Walked for miles just to buy one joint
Used paper from the pages of the bible to roll joints
I once sold this nimrod a bag of oregano and used the money to buy real weed
My brother sunk REALLY low though. One night I (jokingly) dared him to run down the street...
I believe they have visited Earth. You have a point about traversing all of that space only to crash once they get here. That, I don't believe... but I believe that its possible that we have seen their lights. Why would they be concerned with that? We can't prove anything by just seeing...