I say eat a bunch of laxatives and when it's your turn shit as much as you can right in your pants until it runs down your leg and all on the floor, that will teach them and they can't do anything about it, just say, sorry, i don't feel well
I'm Beardo and i'm hear to give awful advice that will kill or ruin your crop and to post videos of stuff that everyone should watch and to share my genius with you all, you're welcome- don't do weed