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  1. beardo

    what was the shape of your last shit?

    I think you need to get out more and make some friends in the real world, stop being such a loser. I myself like to go to the dog park and chat people up about their dogs. I always take a shit in one of the waste bags they provide and make sure to suck all the air out of the bag before tying it...
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    New clutch Wednesday!!! Yay

    I think my clutch is slipping, I get this fluid that leaks out my rear end, it's not a whole lot and there seems to be two different types one is a clear fluid and it's a bit thin and watery, the other is a thick brown sludge, not much of a problem I guess I'll live with it but it is a bit of an...
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    My Grandma Got Raided

    Glad to hear she's home. Good luck solving your problem, be sure she's careful around the house and doesn't leave rolling pins or marbles at the top of the stairs or shampoo all over the bathroom floor or anything like that, she's at the age where SHE COULD HAVE AN ACCIDENT.
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    My Grandma Got Raided

    Get off your high horse, you sound like a lazy snitch, you'ld probably love Claytons grandma, you obviously don't know the situation and your ignorance is showing. She should have just kept her dam mouth shut and paid her electric bill and she would have been fine. She got herself into this mess...
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    Do you believe?

    It is definitely extraterrestrial, look at it's eyes and the shape of the head, definitely some kind of alien hybrid, Reptilian
  6. beardo

    Describe your last fart...

    A river runs through it
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    Do you believe?

    Do you mean the reptilians? Yeah some "people" are really aliens but have taken our form, they walk among us
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    Pussy Lips Contest

    This has to be the worst invention ever, it has to be self hating boring vag having women who came up with this affront to G@D's great work Ladies you should be proud of what you've got, Whatever type of snowflake it is there is someone out there who would think yours is best of all Personally I...
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    Do you believe?

    Do you believe in Aliens?
  10. beardo

    Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

  11. beardo

    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    No, it's an ongoing problem but I have accepted it it has grown on me over time
  12. beardo

    Ways Naggers Bother You

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    Shout out to missed family

    Shout out to my grandma
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    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

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    Ways Naggers Bother You

    I like to imagine GG Allin as a UFC fighter...... As a waiter at a fine dining restaurant.... As a politician..... as a Dog Catcher... The list is endless.... How do you like to imagine GG Allin?
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    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    Is a loss of interest in sex a sign of maturity? The older I get the less I care about it and the more i'm into butt stuff, nothing weird I just really enjoy having a chick toss my salad, I'm not even sure if it's sexual or if having her face in there and the toungue bath etc just feels so good...
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    Ways Naggers Bother You

    I think it's more like lol@fresnofarmer Who was attempting to debate but realized how stupid he and his argument were and then after an attempt at debate had to resort to calling me a "troll" typical out
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    Ways Naggers Bother You

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