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Nah dood 4get these guys! Opiates are the SHIT! Six years from now when you're horribly addicted, broke, jobless, friendless, stuck in a rut, going nowhere, in line at the methadone clinic or a quivering/shaking/screaming/psychotic mess in rehab for the 4th time cause you promised her you'd...

sounds beautiful....but my favorite part of being around kids is when they leave, I'm sorry.

I know you did it on purpose ma. Naughty girl... :mrgreen: I'd put a baby in you. ;) That's the smartest thing I've heard today.

Congrats dude. Now don't fuck this up by smoking at work or something retarded like that ;)

Was that little much??? Sorry.Haven't gotten laid in a while. I saw boobie and lost my shit. lmao....jk Did I ever mention that I have a fucked up sense of humor.... lol

Mmmm....preggo under-boob... jk....

Here's something to look forward to. This is two Plushberry phenos I grew a few months ago. 1 2

In high school, one of my English teachers played this song for us and told us to write what it made us think of. I wrote about some kind of "The Lottery"-esque community supported suicide/murder. It really is a beautiful song, but a little creepy to some. My best friend for instance, will NOT...

Hey buddy, when'd you break out?

In all fairness, have you ever been around a baby that wont stop crying? I mean Jesus fucking Christ how much am I supposed to take...? Seriously though, nobody says tar-baby anymore. That's a good one. What's up with that? No but seriously though, you're only supposed to think about...

Stop swallowing (wow can't remember the last time I ever told anybody that). You're swallowing your hits dude. I don't know how your stomach isn't constantly aching. You're probably holding it in too long too.

I know right? I mean give the Nazis a little credit....sheesh Ok. you got me there lol. I was just trying to get in the mud too. You know, at his level. I will edit it. I still don't get how stating that Nazis killed Jewish people, homosexuals, the mentally disabled and communists is calling...

Dice being Dice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUw5RGX8FY Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, big fucking deal. I lost my wallet, you don't see anyone talking about me.

A classic Kinison bit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA

Love me some stand-up comedy. Especially 'blue' comics like CK Louis, Jim Jefferies, George Carlin, Artie Lange, Sam Kinison, Lisa Lamponelli, Gilbert Gottfried, Andrew Dice Clay(god I hate this PC world) Who do you guys like? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Jesus.... you disapear for 8 hours and all hell breaks loose..... Well time to take out the garbage. I'll be back to respond to all questions and comments.

Yeah. I'm gonna be deleting replies that jack the thread so don't get mad at me If I delete you post, even if you didn't exactly call someone something. I might just delete commentary on whatever incident happened in the thread (especially if you quote a reply that was deleted) just clear up the...

Took care of it man. I deleted a few of his posts in there before you gave me the link so I'm not sure who called who an asshole, and I wouldn't expect you to respect him if he did. Well thanks, and I'd like to apologize formally to you guys for not doing my job properly and giving the NC room...

Would you just say whatever the fuck it is you're 'just sayin' already and stop with the cryptic bullshit? Right, but I can't always be online catching every single instance it happens. Some are gonna get through till I can check it later. I don't let ANYONE slide if it's against the rules...

.....wha????..... uh.... What??? What high horse? What does it matter if I'm a liberal or not? (democrat, fiscally conservative, socially liberal-so whatever that makes me) What double standard? The Nazis DID burn fags and retards. I'm not calling you that. Where do you see me running around...