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I'm just looking for a little slap and pickle.

It's called a triploid (polyploid). Google that shit. I've never had one but I hope to one day. I suggest growing it out, maybe it puts out a ton of weight. Take a clone off that branch. That's what I would do.

That came out of a turkey bag.

Probably. But right after I say that, I immediately think about how I would feel about the guilt. I've never cheated because I don't think I would like how I felt about myself afterwards. One doesn't need together busted to feel bad. But still probably.

I had some time to kill at work today, and I was watching "Weediqute" on Vice. They were basically tagging along with Arjan on one of his Strain Hunter expeditions to Columbia. At one point in the documentary they point out the polarity surrounding Arjan on the Internet, and how the forums like...

It's not like you would have been calling the cops on someone smoking a flower, we're talking about a dirty theif. You should feel no guilt in turning in a true criminal.

To the Muslims, Jesus is considered a prophet. They do not consider him the son of god, nor do the jews. So it's apples and oranges to liken them. I think I'll name my child God Allah (last name). I think that's pretty strong. I'll raise him as an atheist (if he/she so chooses).

May I have a vial of your urine? I'm really trying to one up my botany skills, I'm just sure some Beardo piss will bring some real results to my garden.

I said END OF DISCUSSION!!! Just kidding. Seriously though, shut the fuck up. No. Kidding again. Don't mean to be a Rick, Im just messing around. Fucking asshole. I have Tourette's. Shitcock.

I dunno about Colorado, but in Washington horse sex has been illegal since some Boeing dude died from perforated colon via receiving horse cock. But before that happened, it was totally legal in the state. If you life in a state that condones horse copulation, just go ahead and die getting...

Don't mist in flower. End of discussion.

Good job man, keep it up. Soon you will tire of e cigs and be done with that shit all together. June was 5 years no cigs for me. I was really lucky that my body just stopped enjoying cigs. Once I realized I was just socially smoking, then just bumming smokes, I decided that it was pointless...

Damn I can't believe I'm still getting likes on this comment. Sounds like I'm not the only one beating off at work...keep it up folks. Literally AND figuratively.

Are you kidding me? NFL History proves that the Super Bowl loser is not likely to return to the “big show.” In fact, only five Super Bowl losing teams have returned to the game. Two of those five have won. About 30% of Super Bowl losing teams miss the playoffs the following season...

When do these kids have to go back to school?

Would you give an artist a hard time for using an eraser? Or a pencil for that matter, both of those are man made. Every artist is limited to his tools, not just digital ones. A painter is limited to a canvas and his paint brushes and the type of paint selected, and maybe a few other tools to...