You cannot do the chicken dance without already being completely drunk!
Last time I did the chicken dance, I missed my ride home, took a wrong turn while "trying" to walk the 3 miles home. Finally I was picked up by some cop who informed me I had walked 4 miles the wrong way.

The guy offered me a ride in the back and I was like... dude!! oh thank you and drunkedly tried to hug him... he was like... uhhh don't touch me...
About a half mile from my house, the guy got a real call and dumped me out on the road...

I did make it home tho...
Next day my buddies called to see if I made it home... my wife who is ultra kewl acted dumb and was like... "he's not with you?? he didn't come home last night".
Wicked chicken hangover!!