Random Jibber Jabber Thread

I've been so desperate a time or two I used the men's deliberately. Thank god no men complained but they did look surprised! I'm not sure what I would have done if I'd walked in and found the stalls full.
I'd knock the door and tell them to hurry up and flush it. Men's toilets do stink though so it desperate times require desperate measures !!
 
I'd knock the door and tell them to hurry up and flush it. Men's toilets do stink though so it desperate times require desperate measures !!

One time on the way home from a long night's debauch a friend and I were peeing in a neighbor's lawn LOL...... what can I say? I get done and get back in the car and my friends out there with her panties around her ankles and the guy lights up his house! So we are in the car howling with laughter and she forgets her panty position and tries to run while peeing.....

ahhhhhhh youth and alcohol.....

We drove a little ways ahead and made her catch up.....
 
Most petrol station in the UK have toilets but when you leave a rave at 6am there's no guarantee that they will let you in. Even if it was broad day light in the Summer. We ( a few of us) were desperate and as we refused we decided to water down his forecourt in front of him. We were laughing but what a relief it was!
 
I am playing GTA online right now. Just invited a female player back to my GTA house for a whiskey drink. Asked her if she wanted to check out my shower and she left!!! hahaha
 
Most petrol station in the UK have toilets but when you leave a rave at 6am there's no guarantee that they will let you in. Even if it was broad day light in the Summer. We ( a few of us) were desperate and as we refused we decided to water down his forecourt in front of him. We were laughing but what a relief it was!

Bet you got a standing ovation!
 
Damn there are some people I'm really missing right now. Never hesitate to tell the people you care about how much you love them because you might not always have that opportunity . Love you all have a great day.
 
i bought my bff some gifts on amazon but they arent gunna be in for like another 17 business days cause its on back order i feel bad it wont be here in time for xmas:( wahh.
 
went to the mall to get gift cards.. walked out with subway and no gift cards, im running out of time.. i have exactly zero gifts bought so far.
 
went to the mall to get gift cards.. walked out with subway and no gift cards, im running out of time.. i have exactly zero gifts bought so far.

that sucks. i have all my gifts bought next year ima do shopping in october. christmas shopping is crazy
 
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