FFS, please tell us that's Sharpie & not India Ink.
Nature calls.I pissed in the kitchen sink one time because the bathroom was occupied. I also took a shit along the interstate one day because it was either that or shit my pants. I eat a lot of spicy food.
Do the other aero-space engineers tease you?I bought a tattoo gun and gave myself these master pieces
My noticable favourites are the smiley face, the "#1" is because it was the first one i did because i was "bored"
and the knaughts and crosses with "travis" written under it, was a game we played with the gun and he won so he got to put his name there <3
the dinner date one is to long to bother explaining
The "oink" is also another long story ;P
There are a few others but fuckit.
If your marijuana is tainted, you're carrying it too far back.Diagnosis: Acute Psychosis brought on by consumption of tainted marijuana.
Sorry Hempy, I read your file.
Don't be violatin my HIPA like that bro!!!Diagnosis: Acute Psychosis brought on by consumption of tainted marijuana.
Sorry Hempy, I read your file.
Are you Justin Bieber? I hear he pisses anywhere he wants to. Cannot be trained to the potty.I pissed in the kitchen sink one time because the bathroom was occupied.
And so do I, if he's got a kacky ass, he sleeps on my bed.I wipe my dogs ass. just don't want shitty dog ass on my new carpet.
Sometimes, to save a little time, I'll wipe before I shit... You can use a LOT less toilet paper that way!
Hmm, so you do care about celebs, it would seemAre you Justin Bieber? I hear he pisses anywhere he wants to. Cannot be trained to the potty.