You ever do weird shit.

clint308

clint308

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I know someone that will buy 10 steamed dim sims , peel the skin off them all
Eat the skins and chuck the meat .

Judge Judy is hot !!! She want's a motor boat

I still have a folder full of basketball cards from early 90's
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Back in high school had a friend that would get baked eat crackers with mustard, not so bad i guess. Then hey would eat like a half jar of powdered coffee creamer.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Sometimes when I am pooping, I will forget that's what I am doing and pee at the same time. Not as bad as when I am peeing and forget that's what I'm doing.....then poop at the same time.

I leave the house ALL of the time and forget things, my family laughs at me. It's hurtful. Their comments about early Alzheimers is going to give me ulcers, or make it a self fulfilling prophecy. Then the joke will be on them, when I forget I am eating with them, and poop or pee at the same time.
 
hempyninja309

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I leave the house ALL of the time and forget things, my family laughs at me. It's hurtful. Their comments about early Alzheimers is going to give me ulcers, or make it a self fulfilling prophecy. Then the joke will be on them, when I forget I am eating with them, and poop or pee at the same time.
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Dad??? Is that you?!?
 
dannyboy602

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aw man i can relate. it sucks that i'll walk into the kitchen and make a pbj cuz i'm hungry, leave it on the counter and walk out. at least four or five times a week i'll have a thought and walk into a room to do something or other and forget what it was when i get there. or i'll be talkin to my nephew and call him every other nephews name before i get it right. i've stopped beating myself up for it though and i'm relieved i'm not alone now.
 
ClaytonBigsby

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A couple of times when the wife was grinding my meat whistle, I called out someone else's name. That's a show stopper. It's only been three times in the last 13 years. The last time I did it for fun, on a boring grind. We had been churning butter for about 45 minutes and a game was coming on in about 10 minutes, so I called out her mom's name and held on like rodeo. Luckily the alzheimer's "problem" buys me a pass now.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

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dannyboy602 said:
aw man i can relate. it sucks that i'll walk into the kitchen and make a pbj cuz i'm hungry, leave it on the counter and walk out. at least four or five times a week i'll have a thought and walk into a room to do something or other and forget what it was when i get there. or i'll be talkin to my nephew and call him every other nephews name before i get it right. i've stopped beating myself up for it though and i'm relieved i'm not alone now.
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Yeah, don't beat yourself up over this whole Alzheimer thing dude - you'll forget it soon enough. ;-)
 
eye exaggerate

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whitebb2727 said:
Like all of us, walk into a room and forget why your there. Ever lose the remote while never getting off the couch. Ever had your wife yell because you put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in cupboard.
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Never!

But I do know a certain bear that put antifreeze in the freezer, something like that :)
 
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minnesmoker

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One time, I posted about how a major exploit, being investigate by the SS, happened... Without knowing who, or when...
 
eye exaggerate

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Singlemalt said:
When you have a pound+, grind to powder, mix with fish glue and sculpt a rhino horn....find a Chinese tourist and you'll make bank!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_glue
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I read this post from the bottom up (dunno why, really). Started pretty cool: "When you have a pound+", then it went to "grind to powder" (at this point I'm thinkin' "I don't know...cookies for a shtload of people?". It started to change when it got to "rhino horn", "make bank"...and, "collection of nail clippings".

I should link this to the add thread :)
 
clint308

clint308

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I went to go to work only to find i still had socks on in the car (no work boots)
I make cups of tea at night , only to wake up in the morn and it's still full
I make origami out of the toilet papper b4 i wipe !
It's a fun game if you have fuck all to do
 
clownfreak9000

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I'm ocd about my lighters if somone uses it I Make sure to get it back..... by any means necessary! i constantly take things apart to see how they work and often forget when i go to get a drink that i was doing anything. OH. And on video games like gta 5 and need for speed i like to drive around and be just a normal person... but i think that's because i live the oppisit of a normal life in reality.
 
darklawliet

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I bought a tattoo gun and gave myself these master pieces :)

My noticable favourites are the smiley face, the "#1" is because it was the first one i did because i was "bored"
and the knaughts and crosses with "travis" written under it, was a game we played with the gun and he won so he got to put his name there <3
the dinner date one is to long to bother explaining :)
The "oink" is also another long story ;P
There are a few others but fuckit.
 

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AimAim

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Getting fucked up with a tattoo gun looks to me a lifelong regret in the making. I'm gonna pass.
 
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