I'm in trouble again

ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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I have to go to the police station tomorrow to answer some questions. Apparently they ARE missing. My friend is acting strange and doesn't want to talk about it. I didn't think about it before because we were partying, but an hour is waaay too long for him to be gone a couple miles and back. He needs to be honest. I told him there are several hard ass thugs here that won't "snitch" if we dump a body in their yard right before the police show up. Shit is getting real. Wish me luck.
 
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urban1026835

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Fungus Gnat said:
You were supposed to leave the Roloff family alone as part of the restraining order. As your lawyer I advise you to dress four more little people up as the four missing ones and drop them off at their homes.
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horrible but i cant watch the roloff family run without losing it.1001455_2595_625x1000.jpg
 
futant

futant

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Set a 40 on your back door with bells on it at night. When 2 or three of them show up to try and pick it up to carry it off, BAM! you got em again. Damn Clayton the trunk? Don't you have dog crates?



You remind me of a guy I used to know who used to have a dog named Saigon.
 
futant

futant

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Reminds me of a similar incident I was in involving some little people and a police complaint of sticky mouse traps stuck to their feet getting shuffled across the kitchen floor with hockey sticks.
 
Dannoo93

Dannoo93

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ClaytonBigsby said:
My wife works weekend nights, so sometimes I get a little crazy. Some friends and I rented some midgets for a party last Saturday night. They were supposed to serve drinks and dance every 15 minutes. One of the little bastards got drunk and started throwing up in my house. My friend picked him up by his belt and carried him to the backdoor where he threw him into the backyard. This pissed the other little bastards off. They were like a swarm of bees, yelling and running around. We were all pretty lit and couldn't take any of them seriously. The more we laughed, the madder they got. One of them threw a glass against the wall. It dented the drywall and exploded, sending ice, alcohol, and glass all over like shrapnel. Now, I'm pissed. I grabbed him and took him to outside where one of my friends was getting some more alcohol out of his trunk. In this little guy went. He was going apeshit, as was one of his buddies, so one of my friends thought maybe the first guy needed company so he sent him into the trunk too. The first guy thought we were letting him out so he didn't fight until he saw his buddy going in with him. Long story short, all four of them ended up in the trunk before long. About an hour later we went out and they were yelling crazy shit. We didn't want to let them out because they were extremely hostile. My friend decided he would take them out to a road a few miles away, pop the trunk and drive away after they got out. Sounded good. About an hour later my friend came back with an empty trunk and we had a good laugh. It's Tuesday night and the police just stopped by to ask if we had seen these guys. Apparently they haven't been back to their lives and they have all 4 been reported missing. We told the police they left without incident.

Do you think they are screwing with us? My friend said he popped the trunk, they got out and started hitting his car so he drove off. What would you do?
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How the fuck do u come up with this shit man

Dannoo93
 
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bongbrain

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karmas a bitch. first the little kid stealing. now migits. wtf do you have against migits. karma is going to suck. don't forget your still part of the reason for everything. have fun.
 
Fungus Gnat

Fungus Gnat

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If they're already dead tell your buddy to throw them into a hog pen, then take the remains to an area with alot of wildpig activity. That way you can establish that they were attacked and killed by wild pigs on their trip home. Poor little fellows never stood a chance.
 
billhilly

billhilly

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fuck man I would LOVE to party with you!

If I am ever rich I am going to buy a bunch of land and I am going to build a small town (pun intended) for midgets. I will pay them to do things like put on a circus but instead of shit like lions and bears it will be dogs and cats, midget strip bar, midgets racing go-karts and charge a fee for each event. There will be a MidgDonalds where you get little burgers... fuck I am sharing to much
 
Fungus Gnat

Fungus Gnat

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billhilly said:
fuck man I would LOVE to party with you!

If I am ever rich I am going to buy a bunch of land and I am going to build a small town (pun intended) for midgets. I will pay them to do things like put on a circus but instead of shit like lions and bears it will be dogs and cats, midget strip bar, midgets racing go-karts and charge a fee for each event. There will be a MidgDonalds where you get little burgers... fuck I am sharing to much
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SSHZ

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The more I read Clayton's story, the more it bothers me.

Midget dancers (whores).....HELL YES. Midget guys dancing.......WTF?
 
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