What's your job title and pay?

[srh88]

"i cant feel my legs!"

 

[kinetic]

would you break up with her?

Sure would. If she's disrespectful to me or my family or to herself in a big way then bye bye. Good looking girls are a dime a dozen. Find me one with a good heart and intellect and she's a keeper. I learned a little late but my own self worth and sanity outweigh how good looking a girl is.

 

[futant]

I catch the tweaker that stole outa my back yard last week and I will start a thread for you guys here ---> "How to burn a disfigured corpse so no bones are even left behind"

 

[joe macclennan]

I catch the tweaker that stole outa my back yard last week and I will start a thread for you guys here ---> "How to burn a disfigured corpse so no bones are even left behind"

lol....post pictures

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

house is under construction, there's bound to be boards with nails laying around. he has all his assets in a llc so his liability is limited.

Wait, wait, what? You set up an LLC so if your business gets sued, your REAL assets are untouchable. Let them have the business. I have friends that put their home's ownership in an LLC, to protect their assets.

 

[joe macclennan]

Wait, wait, what? You set up an LLC so if your business gets sued, your REAL assets are untouchable. Let them have the business. I have friends that put their home's ownership in an LLC, to protect their assets.

errr, that's what I meant

 

[burgertime2010]

I had issues and bought this cattle prod over 3,000,000 watts to protect my house years back. Dog got perky and alert and I grabbed it and was going to use it. The sound of that bad boy was so menacing he ran into a cinder block wall and lights out. Called the cops and it was over. It is a great weapon.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

"i cant feel my legs!"

Jesus SRH, I laughed out loud for a couple of minutes. That belongs in the caption thread.

My first thought was, "well, if he wasn't cripled before", then it was, "well, at least they have a wheel chair for him"

 

[joe macclennan]

errr, that's what I meant

and I believe his property is included, as it's part of his business.

 

[futant]

I had issues and bought this cattle prod over 3,000,000 watts to protect my house years back. Dog got perky and alert and I grabbed it and was going to use it. The sound of that bad boy was so menacing he ran into a cinder block wall and lights out. Called the cops and it was over. It is a great weapon.

You screwed up. After lights out you should have parked it on his balls for 2 minutes. THEN called the sponge squad (PD) to come get him.

 

[burgertime2010]

You screwed up. After lights out you should have parked it on his balls for 2 minutes. THEN called the sponge squad (PD) to come get him.

No, that kind of fun needs a personal twist to the crime. But, I will say he got fucking close. Also, that thing scared me like in my teeth.....the sound was horrific plus, like a 1/8 chance it would of killed kim. He was more afraid than if had cocked a 12 gauge for sure.

 

[kinetic]

Author / Motivational Speaker
I don't make much, mostly sell my books at speaking engagements

Sherman Alexie is that you?

 

[chewberto]

"I'm a volunteer fireman. I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist."

 

[srh88]

"I'm a volunteer fireman. I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist."

you should be a dinosaur tomorrow

 

[SFguy]

I catch the tweaker that stole outa my back yard last week and I will start a thread for you guys here ---> "How to burn a disfigured corpse so no bones are even left behind"

5 houses on my street got hit last night. I was exactly in the middle of 2 and the the others were directly across the street
i think these guys may have had a little to do with it

 

[mysunnyboy]

pharmaceutical engineer

 

[racerboy71]

"I'm a volunteer fireman. I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist."

what class of cars, if you don't mind my asking chewberto??

 

[SFguy]

State Farm insurance.... SFguy

 

[racerboy71]

"I'm a volunteer fireman. I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist."

btw, i am the stig..

 

[curious2garden]

Jesus SRH, I laughed out loud for a couple of minutes. That belongs in the caption thread.

My first thought was, "well, if he wasn't cripled before", then it was, "well, at least they have a wheel chair for him"

He just graduated from para to quad, jackpot, smh