Have you ever traded weed for sex?

[ALX420]

jealous of your cool fake lunar landing, hell yeah
jealous of the blues, hell yeah
jealous of your military power, hell yeah
jealous of your ganja prices?
fuck no

the bud is worth it.

 

[40acres]

A female friend of mine who is just somebody I met at a party came over today and wanted a bag but didn't have any money.
She offered me sex.....Of course I turned her down because I'm married.

You didnt do this why, Oh you're married, would the misses have known?

 

[Stoney McFried]

Some women don't put up with their men screwing around...especially if it's with a girl who will give it up for drugs.

You didnt do this why, Oh you're married, would the misses have known?

 

[korvette1977]

Some women don't put up with their men screwing around...especially if it's with a girl who will give it up for drugs.

That would be a DUMB thing to do if your in a committed relationship..I'd never do it , I love my girl. But back in the day ....HELL YEA .. I'd fuck mud if it moved right ..LOL just kidding i had some standards

 

[Stoney McFried]

MUhahahaha! What are all these weird divots in the lawn?LMAO!+ rep

That would be a DUMB thing to do if your in a committed relationship..I'd never do it , I love my girl. But back in the day ....HELL YEA .. I'd fuck mud if it moved right ..LOL just kidding i had some standards

 

[Dirtyboy]

not weed but i traded other shit for some tang once or ten times

gotta love drug sluts

HELL YEA! Ya go boi

 

[40acres]

lets not anybody get all holier than thou, a little strange keeps things healthy

So, was the chick hot, and how much weed did she want?

 

[Lacy]

LMAO...gross but funny

Do you reuse the diaper that you take off them or do you get them a "fresh" one ?

While I have been rather desperate for sex, I have never been that desperate for weed. Wow.I've been desperate for both but no I've never even thought of doing this either.

Maybe she wants to get with you and this was the best way she could think of.

....lol

A female friend of mine who is just somebody I met at a party came over today and wanted a bag but didn't have any money.
She offered me sex.....Of course I turned her down because I'm married.

but you sound like you actually thought about it for a bit

Classic ... Seconds ... Oh yea .. dont you just love some stupid girl...

EWWWW... no way!

my thoughts exactly

So you just Give It away ? ???????????????????




Just playing ,,I could not resist

Sorry Florida chick but it was pretty funny

 

[Lacy]

LMAO......
golf anyone ???

MUhahahaha! What are all these weird divots in the lawn?LMAO!+ rep

 

[VTXDave]

jealous Of Your Cool Fake Lunar Landing, Hell Yeah

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[Charfizcool]

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...Are you a transformer?

 

[Dabu]

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you're a dumb shit.

 

[hyphyjoose]

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Reminds me of this GI Joe video.. lmfao

YouTube - Fenslerfilm GI Joe PSA 01 - mimimimimi

 

[BoB772420]

a girl gave me a bj just for 1 g of shitty regs

 

[littlebat]

No, I've never been that desperate! But there have been a few times I've smoked someone up to try to get them in the sack.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I had the hots for this one friend of mine..we hung out a long time..we were both too shy to make the move...one night, I asked him..."Have you ever shotgunned?" And he's like "No...."so we shotgunned and suddenly we're sucking face.

No, I've never been that desperate! But there have been a few times I've smoked someone up to try to get them in the sack.

 

[hyphyjoose]

I had the hots for this one friend of mine..we hung out a long time..we were both too shy to make the move...one night, I asked him..."Have you ever shotgunned?" And he's like "No...."so we shotgunned and suddenly we're sucking face.

that happened to me w/ this one girl..but i didn't have the hots for her..and i had just met her at a hookah cafe..and i was fuckin WASTED..anyway we go back to my friends place..and we start blowin shotguns..and everytime we blew shotgun we called it "conducting an experiment" cuz i had never done it before..lmfao..3 shotguns led to me pulling her pants down and eating her out

 

[Stoney McFried]

My GOD, you sound like a really nice guy! I mean that!

that happened to me w/ this one girl..but i didn't have the hots for her..and i had just met her at a hookah cafe..and i was fuckin WASTED..anyway we go back to my friends place..and we start blowin shotguns..and everytime we blew shotgun we called it "conducting an experiment" cuz i had never done it before..lmfao..3 shotguns led to me pulling her pants down and eating her out

 

[Stoney McFried]

My story led to him prematurely ejaculating on the bed...yours is much better, hyphy....

 

[hyphyjoose]

My story led to him prematurely ejaculating on the bed...yours is much better, hyphy....

hahahaha oh man that sucks...was he a virgin? i'm always down to conduct more experiments.. i need to do it with weed next time!! haven't blown a shotgun since then..that was a while ago