Fuuuuudge... I just told the kids to go to bed for school (time for daddy to get high!) and the little bastards reminded me theres no fucking school tomorrow! Guess its time to be high around the kids! (don't like doing that)
Oh hey get this semi funny strange story. So my oldest son smokes weed as some of you may know. Now for whatever reason, maybe cuz I secretly think its wrong deep down, I don't smoke with him and never have. It's just this line I've never crossed, even though I supply him with weed. I even helped him get his med card. My wife is a little weird about him doing it, especially around the house which she's told him. Mainly cuz theres other younger siblings around. So basically when he's going to smoke before bed or whatever he leaves the house in his car for 20 minutes or so then returns.
So last night at I don't know what time I'm watching a movie with my wife, I was pretty lit. I'm not a functional stoner, so I definitely don't drive when I'm high. My phone rings and its my son. I'm like shit, I thought he was home?! He's all hey dad... can you do me a favor? I'm like ok. Can you come give me a jump start? I'm on the dirt road behind the house. I already know whats going on and why he's back there so I just say yeah BRT. Well I'm all high so I can't drive so I tell mom she's gotta take me to jump his car. She doesn't say anything either, as she knows too.
Well I'm a freak about driving and my kids could probably count on one hand how many times they've seen me as a passenger. So as we're pulling up to his car he's got this shit eating grin on his face. I can see he's lit. He obviously knows I am too or I would be driving. So I get out and give my hellos and proceed to help him get his car started all the while we're ignoring the elephant. We get it started and I say ok son see ya at home! It was a really awkward yet funny moment as I'm pretty sure its the first time we've both been high around each other at the same time.
I'd like to be able to tell him to just smoke in the back yard or something away from the kids. Still gotta run that one by the old lady tomorrow! Anyways, I thought it was funny!