Different gender urine for test

gcnorth

Member
So getting a new job, and they're doing a test. Is rather not take the risk of them having issue with a medical use so am thinking of using my girlfriend's urine. As far as I can tell, they don't test for gender. Just wondering if anyone can confirm. I'm in Bend.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Unless you need advanced security clearance for a job with the CIA they are not going to DNA test your urine.
this.. unless you're going for a job for say the military or something that needs security clearance, they're not testing for sex... your basic walmart job you're good to go..
 

Russ3ll

Member
Don't listen to these guys, most $20 dollar over the counter drug tests can detect gender now days. There are hormones in female urine and you will be caught. Mix 1 package of certo(the stuff that gives jam and jelly its texture) to 1 gallon of water the night before your drug test and drink up. I survived 2 years of probation using that method.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Don't listen to these guys, most $20 dollar over the counter drug tests can detect gender now days. There are hormones in female urine and you will be caught. Mix 1 package of certo(the stuff that gives jam and jelly its texture) to 1 gallon of water the night before your drug test and drink up. I survived 2 years of probation using that method.
dude, i have given over 200 ua's over the past 12 years.. have used quick fix more times then you pissed in your two years of probation... they do not test for sex of the urine.. simple as that.. other wise products like quick fix wouldn't work, or they'd sell two, one for males, one for females, but they don't, they are unisex, why do you think that is??
go to cvs and buy a $20 drug test that tests for sex..
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Because you dont need two different products to measure hormone levels? If that logic was true they would sell separate tests for each drug.[/QUOTE

obvious copy and paste from someone smarter than i..

Although other testing methods do exist, there are four basic methods of testing urine in an employee drug screen in the U.S.. In order to determine what is or isn't (or what can or can't be) tested for in a urinalysis, one needs to know which method of testing will be used. These methods are:
-Test strip or stick
-Immunoassay analysis (EMIT, FPIA, RIA)
-Gas chromatography/mass spectrometry (GC/MS). and
-High performance liquid chromatography (HPLC)

In the U.S., labs often test for the following:
Drug metabolites, pH, creatinine, specific gravity, certain oxidants, and excessive nitrites (none of these determine sex). Testing for anything else is not economical and in the average employers best interest. However there are always exceptions, such as the military or government jobs that require a security clearance.

Using Radioimmunoassay (RIA) to test for the sex of the 'donor' by testing for the presence of hormones, as well as testing for Human Glycoprotein Immunoglobulin G (IgG) to determine if the urine is human or synthetic, is rarely done in the U.S. In fact, some labs won't run any additional tests other than metabolites (such as creatinine or specific gravity), unless there is a reason to believe that the sample has been tainted or diluted, or the employer specifically requests it.

If the sample is collected at and sent to a lab by a third party company or lab, one can easily enquire about the exact testing method and what they will test for. GC/MS and HPLC will provide more accurate results with a broader range of tests, as opposed to EMIT(II) and test strips or sticks, which almost never test for anything but the presence of the metabolite to give a positive or a negative.


Read more: http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=95329#ixzz2kaFBEets
 

Beacon

Active Member
they can, but I'd say they prolly need a reason. I've heard of HCG tests being added to the basic urine test, but not everywhere. Now days, most will kick back a urine test just for any red flag, not necessarly a dirty UA, but if something is out of kilter. Like the drinking gallons of water before the test, additives to the urine, etc. Worse that could happen IMO is if something shows up, and then they ask for another sample.
 

gcnorth

Member
All but one saying shouldn't be a problem. Well that's helpful, that one person saying otherwise leaves me with a small pinch of concern but hopefully I'll be alright. Will post follow up with results.
 

Silly String

Well-Known Member
Hopefully you have enough time, and low enough body fat that the "cleanse" will work. If it comes back too clean, maybe they'll just believe that you're super healthy? Best of luck!
 

Zildjian

Well-Known Member
I second the Quick Fix. I have taken those over the counter drinks etc.. and none of them have worked. However I have taken Quick Fix at least 10 times, and passed every time. Same with all my friends I have told to get it and everyone of them have passed. Don't take a chance. Get some Quick Fix, and you will have no worries.
 

gcnorth

Member
Only problem with quickfix... My girlfriend works at a headshop, and they've stopped selling synthetic urine, as has the other shops in town supposedly. Apparently Oregon is one of a few states where clinics now test for it. I can't speak to Quick Fux directly as a brand, but as far as I can tell head shops here in central Oregon don't sell mix-up substitutes at all.
 

Silly String

Well-Known Member
When my bro-in-law got called back to work early, and he knew he'd be tested (they always test upon return to work), he drank a shit ton of Taheebo Tea that he got from a health food store (in Bend). He passed, no problems. He wasn't skinny, with an average amount of body fat, and he smoked a LOT of pot. You might be fine.

Just study real hard to pass your test! :-) Good luck.
 

Zildjian

Well-Known Member
I second the Quick Fix. I have taken those over the counter drinks etc.. and none of them have worked. However I have taken Quick Fix at least 10 times, and passed every time. Same with all my friends I have told to get it and everyone of them have passed. Don't take a chance. Get some Quick Fix, and you will have no worries.
Well my step 24 year old step daughter just took some for a job piss test and passed about a week ago.
I don't know how they can test for it, as it is the same stuff they use to calibrate their equipment with.
 

SlickStretch

New Member
+1 for Quick Fix. However, I always make sure to get Quick Fix Plus. It comes pre-mixed. All you need to do is make sure it's at the right temperature. I have passed lot's of tests with it. Just make sure to use your own thermometer. I've found that the sticker thermometer that comes on the bottle isn't very accurate. I've never heard of quick fix failing a test. My cousin failed one with it, but only because it wasn't warm enough when he gave the sample. If it makes you nervous, just bring 2. If they think it's "funny" they may ask for a 2nd sample, but I've never heard of anyone asking for a 3rd.
 

Zildjian

Well-Known Member
+1 for Quick Fix. However, I always make sure to get Quick Fix Plus. It comes pre-mixed. All you need to do is make sure it's at the right temperature. I have passed lot's of tests with it. Just make sure to use your own thermometer. I've found that the sticker thermometer that comes on the bottle isn't very accurate. I've never heard of quick fix failing a test. My cousin failed one with it, but only because it wasn't warm enough when he gave the sample. If it makes you nervous, just bring 2. If they think it's "funny" they may ask for a 2nd sample, but I've never heard of anyone asking for a 3rd.

I just bought some tighty whiteys and put it down by my ball sack. It stayed at body temp that way.
 

Keith Stone

Well-Known Member
Upon the advice of two bros who passed pre-employment tests, somebody close to me went and got the same product from the same dude they did. It's a bottle of synth. And now he rests much easier as he has been "off his meds" for a week and going nuts worrying. He self-medicates for ADD and anxiety and someday hopes to live where such is permitted.
 

Southerner

Well-Known Member
So much of using the covering agents is about how much you smoke, how often you smoke, and your individual metabolism. On one hand I have a friend who is very skinny who is a vegetarian that doesn't smoke all that often. He passed a drug test 3 days after last smoking without using any products. On the other hand, I once met an old man in Alabama who had been recently busted growing his own stash on his own land(like he had for the past 30 years or so) and his body had so much thc concentrated in his body that he was still failing drug tests for probation 2 months after it started and his lawyer had to bring in a specialist to show the judge that THC levels were declining and that this man hadn't been smoking since the bust at all.


DRINK A BUNCH OF PICKLE JUICE (this is the method that was widespread in my younger years, I doubt it does jackshit).

Also, you can get a bunch of THC pee-test strip tests on Amazon on the cheap. At least that way you know what you are walking into.
 
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