Although you may consider this a stunt, even in this "stunt" you cried out for help. There are plenty of stunts one can pull and funny jokes to play or say, but you straight up called out for help from a community of compassionate people. I'm not mocking you, nor do I wish you ill will of any kind. I want you to get better and to take note of your mental health right now. If this passes as a joke to you, it means that suicide is on your mind. This particular time of year is very hard on people psychologically and can bring battles we often didn't see coming. If your conscious mind can rationalize it as "joking around," that's only because your subconscious mind is straight sending messages, not only to you, but to us. I encourage you to seek a sit down with a medical professional. Just be honest. Tell them the drugs you've been using and tell them how you feel. Often, simply checking yourself in for a day or three, and meeting those who are suffering will set your mind at ease because you'll see how bad some others are doing in their fights, and you'll gain perspective and compassion.
Listen, suicide isn't a joke, and neither is abusing hard drugs.
I'd like to think of this place as a real community. I think it is. We argue, we help each other, and we get scared when someone needs help.
I would discourage the moderators from banning the person.
OP. If you have suicide on your brain, just put a 1-800 in front of it. 1-800-SUICIDE. Call that number no matter how low you get, or how bad it seems. You don't have to do anything. They will help you. And it does get better. We grow stronger.