nope, but have you ever been to angry ham's garage??
No! But I definitely want to hear it. Im always up for a good story. So here goes mine.
Back in the late 90's some rumors started spreading that a group of high school kids were going into local fast food establishments in the Framingham, Natick area of Massachusetts and harassing people. Generally either the Taco Bell or the KFC joints. Well news hit the Boston Globe a short time after.. that one of the workers at KFC was introducing a new ingredient to the batter used to fry the "chicken".
Upon further examination and anecdotal evidence they arrested the young man for ejaculating into the batter at least 2 times a shift, and would sometimes urinate in the batter.
People were eating KFC food with man spunk and urine in the batter.
Yum!