What Does Your Screen Name Mean?

Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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minnesmoker said:
I'd square up if I woke up to Gioua standing over me with a short barrel, joint dangling, coffee cup in hand... I'd definitely square up.
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MUAHAHAHAHA, hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA... The 'coffee cup' detail is friggin priceless. I could actually SEE it LOL. Guido's not too clever so you can pay him with Skittles.
 
godin

godin

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Mad Hamish said:
Some simple tests to establish whether you are:1-First, connect yourself to an amplifier via a standard guitar cable. You should have a hole somewhere for the plug to go into. Switch on amp. Does sound come out? If yes, proceed to step 2.2-Examine yourself for knobs. If you twist a knob, does the volume change or the sound become brighter/darker? If yes, proceed to step 3.3-If anybody cares about you (and you are indeed a guitar), there should be a wooden box around that you fit into called a 'case'. Find case, and see if you fit in. By now, if you could reply 'yes' to all the steps mentioned, I am fairly certain you are one, yes. But let's make SURE about this. Proceed to step 4.4-Do you often get picked up by people (or a person) and hung around their necks while they put a plug in your hole then tickled across the chest while having your neck fondled? If yes, I am almost DEAD certain you are one. Anyhow, for just in case, proceed to final step.5-If while being slung around a person's neck with the plug in your hole and having your chest tickled and neck fondled, do you often break your g-string? Then you are definitely a guitar. Not only that, but you are probably owned by a more-than-decent Blues player. Identity Crisis: SOLVED :) You may thank me with gifts of reefer, single-barrel whisky, or a series of deposits into my bank account, whichever you prefer
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:) Hahaha. Are you flirting with me, Mr Hamish?
 
godin

godin

New Member
So me and my girlfriends were at a little downtown bar last night and there was a band playing some wierd kinda rock and the one guy had a godin guitar. So when they were finished I went up to the guy who played and told him I was using his guitar name as a user name. His friend overheard and told me godin also means goddess in his home country. Cool :)
 
Buzzkill

Buzzkill

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Well, when i was creating my account i tried selecting 4 or 5 user names all of which were taken, and i thought to myself "this whole process is a fucking buzzkill" and that was all she wrote.
 
ImSoCuteAndDying5150

ImSoCuteAndDying5150

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OK ImSoCuteAndDying was taken from an episode of Robot chicken it was a care bear or my little pony being murdered by another of its kind and it was all like "aahh help me I'm so cute and dying ahhh" lol and its been my Xbox live and email for along time lol so ya 5150 is the world wide police code for criminally insane people hence my name ImSoCuteAndDying5150 :cool:
 
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