What technique did u use to pass 13 outta 14
whizzinator.. the ol piss bag strapped real low around my waist with a tube coming out.
get someone clean to come with me get them to drink the whole time, go behind the piss test place, get them to piss in a clean cup. gets kinda gross, but do you want that 100+k a year job or not? you suck the piss up with the special syringe that whizzinator provides, fill the bladder up nice and full, quickly, dont let that shit cool. they test the temp. and quickly go into the building and try not to nervously shake too much when signing in haha.
tell them you gotta go soon and dont need to wait (dont want that shit cooling down). go into the bathroom, drain it all into the cup nice and full... make sure the piss isnt that clear, watery diluted piss. you want some yellow in it. not glowing orange yellow though. middle ya know?
then you pray that they dont have any problems.. such as color (rare) amount (becoming more common) or the temp (huge failure.. how I failed).. its the temp stick thats the killer!!! its accurate and somehow mine cooled to just a hair below body temp (98f I think) they test from 90-100F is good.
other time they have a temp strip on the piss cup so theyre not dipping thermometers into diff piss all day long... I love those. you can put your hand ON the temp strip while youre in the bathroom to help heat it up other than relying on the quickly cooling piss to do it. last time I was even breathing on mine that hot breath to give it a few extra bonus degrees as I walked out the door... handed her the cup, she looked at temp strip, it was green in the proper range (of course.. I was just breathing on it) and gave it the good to go. you officially passed (providing the piss is clean which shouldnt be hard).
Ive used real piss every time.
one time the guy couldnt piss, but it was real yellow.. I mixed it with hot water, actually got the temp right and passed!!!!! crazy. quit the job 1.5 days in.
ive never used synthetic urine but my lazy ass buddy does (I think he does his tests at the hospital... insta pass every time. those piss test "sure hire" companies dont fuck around). hes also used his wifes piss which I wouldnt recommend, even though its illegal to gender test (ya know, cuz of those sick transgender fuckin freaks). hes doing pretty good.. hes passed like 7 or 8 with his whizzinator and I dont think hes failed one yet.
ive also only passed 1 legitmiately. failed once. and cheated + passed on 13 so far I think
