How To Launder My Money?

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puffdatchronic

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My advice don't go to Brazil! They are animals , I happened upon a website called bestgore one time ,which is some disturbing shit, footage and pictures of murders etc. Well, all the murders are in mexico and especially brazil. You will get carved up or shot in the head for nothing down there, or kidnapped. Life is so dirt cheap down there, and the reason why theres so many actual videos etc is because the general public just stand around and film the dying people with their phones, not a shred of humanity... dangerous as fuck going anywhere near that place. Why don't you go to vegas and put it all on black, then your winnings would be legit.. only kidding... no but really, what if you bought into a high stakes poker game and played 1 hand and left.. then your cash out chips would be legit.. no?

edit. Damn fell for the old ancient thread trick.. ah. he probably went to brazil and got shot in the head for a peanut
 
Scrotie Mcboogerballs

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

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puffdatchronic said:
My advice don't go to Brazil! They are animals , I happened upon a website called bestgore one time ,which is some disturbing shit, footage and pictures of murders etc. Well, all the murders are in mexico and especially brazil. You will get carved up or shot in the head for nothing down there, or kidnapped. Life is so dirt cheap down there, and the reason why theres so many actual videos etc is because the general public just stand around and film the dying people with their phones, not a shred of humanity... dangerous as fuck going anywhere near that place. Why don't you go to vegas and put it all on black, then your winnings would be legit.. only kidding... no but really, what if you bought into a high stakes poker game and played 1 hand and left.. then your cash out chips would be legit.. no?

edit. Damn fell for the old ancient thread trick.. ah. he probably went to brazil and got shot in the head for a peanut
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Or blunt force trauma . ..
[video=youtube_share;-OQ4ga_Bepw]http://youtu.be/-OQ4ga_Bepw[/video]
 
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80085

New Member
Just a quick suggestion for those still checking this, if you don't want to launder but move with large amounts. Go by sea, be it fishing vessel or cargo ship.
 
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LIBERTYCHICKEN

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PM's can be worth alot more than diamonds are eazier to buy and sell anonymously almost anywear Platnium gold silver

They also make a great investment
 
dr.tree

dr.tree

Member
I am only sure of one thing your looking for advice in the right spot. There is no way thing can go bad with all the brains you've got here
 
kinddiesel

kinddiesel

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hopefully this persons ip address is scrambled. lol. just hire a bunch of strippers, hookers. they can spend it for you with in a weeks time.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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tucker0104 said:
Why not just mail $9,999 down there at a time? As long as it is less than $10,000 then the government can't do anything.
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Amounts over $10,000 are an automatic IRS trigger for review. Unfortunately, it doesn;t have to even be that high. If the bank suspects the money is shady, they have an obligation to report it. So, if you go in with $9,999, you are definitely getting flagged. $5,000 cash deposit and your pants are around your ankles, with a wife beater, wearing sunglasses and wreak of weed,.....yeah, probably a red flag deposit. Look it up.
 
hempyninja309

hempyninja309

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ClaytonBigsby said:
$5,000 cash deposit and your pants are around your ankles, with a wife beater, wearing sunglasses and wreak of weed,.....yeah, probably a red flag deposit.
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You say that like there is something wrong with it??? I usually drape a green flag around myself before entering the bank and so far its worked every time.
 
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iNUPE

Active Member
Money orders.. buy them and issue them to yourself..

Casinos.. in small doses. Enter on ur casino rewards card.. wait a week then extract it.. u will get taxed on it.. but thats all the gov caresabout anyways
 
kinddiesel

kinddiesel

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this is a very old post. any body with 2 hundred thousand dollars would not be on here. asking how to launder it. right there proves its drug money invited the authorities to come take it.
 
ak84

ak84

Member
I just popped in to say that I really, really wish this post is real. I just hope you made your cash moving weed and not the bad stuff!
 
midnightmix

midnightmix

Member
1. start converting your cash to gold today. buy $5-10k worth of physical gold each day at different gold vendors. Spread to different areas or towns if you have to.
2. once its all converted, rent a boat.
3. in your target country or location, open a bank account.
4. sell your gold for cash or get them to debit into your new account, doing the reverse of step #1. spread your sales over several weeks or months instead of doing one big one.

converting to gold is the best method due to the amount of cash a tiny bit of gold is worth.
1 Kilogram of gold is worth $42,337.62 USD
 
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