ebgood
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aww i hate that shit. they do a checkpoint every week here.
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hempyninja309
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There's a road that just closed and they conveniently placed the checkpoint on the detour. So im rollin up all stoned like woah look at this big accident and I get closer and I see what is really going haha. Of course they make me pull off to the side too lol.
ebgood
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thats sux. ive never had a hangover in my life. thank God for that alcoholic gene
hempyninja309
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We where at a Sound Tribe show a while back and me and my best friend ate a bunch of L and he snuck in a flask of Cuervo silver and was giving random people "Shots of patron" hahaha. He was walking around saying "Who wants a free shot of patron" and I had to leave him for a bit because I was laughing soo hard I couldn't take it.
ebgood
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well i mean, once ur already drunk u can take shots of water and believe its patron. well at least i can
hempyninja309
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The next night was his birthday and he spent $200 at the venue on tequila shots and the bar drew big X's on his hands and told him if he came back they where going to cut him off. That made him really upset and outside after the show he was cursing them for not serving him more alcohol. Everyone was standing out side tripping balls and fucked up beyond belief and he walked away for a minute. I see him a bit later and one of my other friends comes running up after him with a pizza and tells me he just ordered it and walked away without his pizza or credit card. Lolol
chewberto
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Why do I think about death all day long? Does my inner chew know something I don't? Is it because of parenthood? I can't be dying already I'm only 30.....wtf is wrong with people? Wtf is wrong with me? Sometimes driving home at night from work, I feel tiny in my car compared to the universe, it's not the same... I have changed...I am changing...I am here, but feel like I'm there... I am the destroyer, I am the creator, but I am lost....I need a boomerang, I am a human being
potpimp
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Damn dude, didn't your dad ever tell you you'd go blind doing that?
hempyninja309
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That's only if you use your left hand.
dangledo
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I am a lefty. the only thing convenient for a lefty is the computer mouse and porn at the bation station....
Skunkybud
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$500 gift card lol
minnesmoker
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Where is Clayton?
420God
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I wondered that a while ago. There's a bunch of people that just disappeared.
kinetic
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I know he wanted to get away from RIU for alittle bit. I'm going to imagine him stoned and happy, eating some frybread, juicing twice a day and having a drink in the evening.