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Bear Country

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kinetic said:
Hey, I want a sex swing, maybe we should order in bulk? I'm getting one of those cages with a chick in it to hang above my roman styled pool/jacuzzi. Glass floor on the cage of course. with mirrors on the top part of the vertical walls, which are obviously domed shaped at the top of the vaulted cieling. Obviously the sex swing goes where the traction is better.
I don't know, fuckit, the Ganja Gods smile upon me so I sometimes ramble.
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Ramble on friend Ramble on!!!! By the way, That was and is a good song..lol How you doin K?
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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curious2garden said:
Damn you growing up on me? Leaving the excitement behind? Who will I vicariously live through now? Can you imagine finding you just chose a long haul trucker and you are on your way to Cali LOL
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Dont worry tomorrow is wed. Ill have some excitement for you to report back.. This 70+ hour week is slowing down my adrenalin gland I hope it doesn't dry up.

imdid find out I slept with a married woman apparently she told me but the crown royal let it flow in one ear and out the other. I don't quite know how to feel about it to be honest. She text me all the time, and my buddy literally just told me at the bar. I deleted her number out of respect for the poor dude but it still happened none the less. I'm just recalling the things hat happened, either he is a lucky man....or they never have sex

and upon re reading this post it would appear I'm a little drunk
 
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Bear Country

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Indagrow said:
Dont worry tomorrow is wed. Ill have some excitement for you to report back.. This 70+ hour week is slowing down my adrenalin gland I hope it doesn't dry up.

imdid find out I slept with a married woman apparently she told me but the crown royal let it flow in one ear and out the other. I don't quite know how to feel about it to be honest. She text me all the time, and my buddy literally just told me at the bar. I deleted her number out of respect for the poor dude but it still happened none the less. I'm just recalling the things hat happened, either he is a lucky man....or they never have sex

and upon re reading this post it would appear I'm a little drunk
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God..I love Crown Royal....muahah
 
kinetic

kinetic

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That's right, my man that sang " I don't want to get hit in the reeaaarrr ahgain.."
The Legendary Burt Bacharach.

I always thought that I should have been a world class Guiro player. When you needed some of that flavorful gourd scratch percussion on a track I would be your guy. No one would know who I was unless you were in the session player scene. Calls to fill in on a carnival cruise, sit in with someone in eastern europe then off to Florida to record with Buffet, then a gig in the Americas. Just Guiro, don't ask me shake no tamborin or rattle around some moracas.
 
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Bear Country

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kinetic said:
[video=youtube;AoN2Egw_zN4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL5DBD438DE93F7200&v=AoN2Egw_zN4&featur e=player_detailpage[/video]
That's right, my man that sang " I don't want to get hit in the reeaaarrr ahgain.."
The Legendary Burt Bacharach.

I always thought that I should have been a world class Guiro player. When you needed some of that flavorful gourd scratch percussion on a track I would be your guy. No one would know who I was unless you were in the session player scene. Calls to fill in on a carnival cruise, sit in with someone in eastern europe then off to Florida to record with Buffet, then a gig in the Americas. Just Guiro, don't ask me shake no tamborin or rattle around some moracas.
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LOL I understand...lol
 
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Bear Country

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Bakatare666 said:
Both are killer, and I alternate back and forth, but usually it's Single Barrel.:mrgreen:
If only Single Barrel came in the Purple bags, LOL.
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Lmao....I had not been on in quite some time...I see your Avi has evolved into a much more active fellar...LOL Dam bro...I got a good laugh out of that one...:-)
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Bear Country said:
LOL I understand...lol
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Or NFL punter. I mean c'mon, 6 figure salary to start, good union pension, some travel, moderate excercise to stay active but no real hitting, no pressure like the kickers get and you can do it till you're 40 and retire without having to use a cane 10 years later.
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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Anybody watching the show "Porter Ridge"?
Some guy riding around with a bear in the front seat of his truck like I do with my dog.:lol:
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Indagrow said:
Dont worry tomorrow is wed. Ill have some excitement for you to report back.. This 70+ hour week is slowing down my adrenalin gland I hope it doesn't dry up.

imdid find out I slept with a married woman apparently she told me but the crown royal let it flow in one ear and out the other. I don't quite know how to feel about it to be honest. She text me all the time, and my buddy literally just told me at the bar. I deleted her number out of respect for the poor dude but it still happened none the less. I'm just recalling the things hat happened, either he is a lucky man....or they never have sex

and upon re reading this post it would appear I'm a little drunk
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Man I am so wasted it's not even funny. I am sitting here trying to think of something nice to say when all I can really think of is, what part of great sex is bad? You give me hope for humanity.
 
hempyninja309

hempyninja309

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For the last 15 minutes I have been debating with myself if guacamole is better than salsa and I have finally came to the conclusion that they are both tied.
 
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