Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[ClaytonBigsby]

thats my daughter u sorry fuck

 

[kinetic]

​the quron...

wtf u gheys smoking cuz u talking crazy

 

[DONNYS]

Fuck i took piss zipped up zipper and hung on boxers but glad didnt snag dick

 

[beardo]

My uncle had pigeons in the 70's. He loved them. They would fly to other people's coups and deliver messages, even grams.

i'm telling you, it's the future Beardo's Birds® will be there to satisfy the demand the monitoring of all communications has created

 

[kinetic]

i'm telling you, it's the future Beardo's Birds® will be there to satisfy the demand the monitoring of all communications has created

You better cut any ideas off at the pass and start the market for ground comm. as well. Rats? Ferrets?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Fuck i took piss zipped up zipper and hung on boxers but glad didnt snag dick

In your state you could have gotten the beans above the frank

 

[kinetic]

i'm telling you, it's the future Beardo's Birds® will be there to satisfy the demand the monitoring of all communications has created

Also because of Mike Tyson's heavy involvment with pigeon racing and upbringing I'm sure you can get some face time with the champ. Seems like a guy to know in the pigeon game.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I am going to have a few of these tonight and try to find my happy place. I hope some of you will join me

 

[beardo]

Also because of Mike Tyson's heavy involvment with pigeon racing and upbringing I'm sure you can get some face time with the champ. Seems like a guy to know in the pigeon game.

already working on an exclucive deal with him, he will be in the first commercial where someones on the phone and it shows the guy monitoring it and Mike Tyson comes up behind him and viciously bights off his ear, then it will say it's cheaper to hire a pigeon than Mike Tyson

 

[sunni]

went for drinks at a dive bar it was wonderful with me and my mommy, I had 2 pints of alexander keiths and some fries BOOYEAH hahahaha

 

[kinetic]

I am going to have a few of these tonight and try to find my happy place. I hope some of you will join me

I've been abstaining from the alcohol for a few months now. Well mostly anyway. I will say a prayer to the Ganja Gods and make an offering though.

 

[DONNYS]

I am going to have a few of these tonight and try to find my happy place. I hope some of you will join me

WTF is it
looks good thou

 

[DONNYS]

I've been abstaining from the alcohol for a few months now. Well mostly anyway. I will say a prayer to the Ganja Gods and make an offering though.

got to drunk?
pussy go buy a 12 pk

 

[DONNYS]

went for drinks at a dive bar it was wonderful with me and my mommy, I had 2 pints of alexander keiths and some fries BOOYEAH hahahaha

u referencing the red robin endless steak fries commercial ?

 

[theloadeddragon]

Im too drunk to be fielding all these text messages... some one take over for me please!!! just dont screw things up...

 

[kinetic]

got to drunk?
pussy go buy a 12 pk

changd because it was too much of a bummer.

 

[DONNYS]

changd because it was too much of a bummer.

sorry to hear that but not booze fault it issues that overwhelmed him
combat related ?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Goddamn chia seeds have me pooping 2-3 times a day. How the hell can you move more out than you put in?

uhoooh, nevermind. I ate a couple of pizzas this weekend.

 

[DONNYS]

Goddamn chia seeds have me pooping 2-3 times a day. How the hell can you move more out than you put in?

uhoooh, nevermind. I ate a couple of pizzas this weekend.

wtf ............

 

[beardo]

I start every day with two large black Dunkin Doughnuts coffees and one of their egg muffin breakfast sandwiches and then smoke a Marlborough go back in and then I poop my brains out in their bathroom while reading a newspaper, the guy who goes in after me must hate it, and sometimes someone will knock and be waiting but I stay in there until i'm done, we're talking 20 minutes or so