The UK Growers Thread!

imcjayt

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so lay it on ...hi....how are u?.....now get ya tits out!!lol im just messin kode....u like her go for it bro...
 

iiKode

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@imjycat, yeah mate, hopefully, but am kinda wanting a girlfriend now not a throwaway, see what i can do just been chatting for 3 hours on facebook, and she lives next door, we were chatting all of yesterday too out in the garden, was getting messages back straight away no delay, so surley she likes me, have banged a few girls, 1 or 2 by now hours within meeting them lol, but am thinkin this one is relationship material

she also likes everything i do, movies, hobbies music etc so we match each other, and she has massive jugs mate massive, an only a year younger than me so perfec
 

imcjayt

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she next dooor?......what u doin bro/ go and muff n stuff her.......lolol...but yer get u....like people say...shees the 1.....just ask her strait out....do u like me? lol....onlt time to beat about the bush is when u got head between her legs...thats if she ay shaven raven lol.....go 4 it broooo
 

iiKode

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so lay it on ...hi....how are u?.....now get ya tits out!!lol im just messin kode....u like her go for it bro...
yeah mate, tryin to take it a bit slow, but could do with a shag tbh, honestly this one could sort out my insomnia haha, but ill see how it goes, problem is iv got no cash for 2 weeks so cant take her out, but when i do think ima take her to see a decent film or something and anything that involves a few beers haha
 

iiKode

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she next dooor?......what u doin bro/ go and muff n stuff her.......lolol...but yer get u....like people say...shees the 1.....just ask her strait out....do u like me? lol....onlt time to beat about the bush is when u got head between her legs...thats if she ay shaven raven lol.....go 4 it broooo
yeah mate shes next door, but theres loadsa kids about 6 between the 2 houses, her little brother is my cousins best friend, we were chatting earlier outside, but then it got fucking cold, like 8c cold when the sun fucked off cheers sun you absolute cunt
 

iiKode

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rite whats her name on fb im gonna tell her u want to muff n stuff her lmaooooooooo joking ha ha ha
ahahaha, keepin this one away from the drug world mate, i dont want to be the one to break her in that sense, wont even smoke around her
 

imcjayt

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ah man...insomia...i have tamazipan for that i dow smoke weed.....dow need no money bro.....sed u was chattin in garden...make most of nice weather invite her round ect.....if all goes good yer u skint just say fancy doing sommmert next week lol....back row bro back row lol
yeah mate, tryin to take it a bit slow, but could do with a shag tbh, honestly this one could sort out my insomnia haha, but ill see how it goes, problem is iv got no cash for 2 weeks so cant take her out, but when i do think ima take her to see a decent film or something and anything that involves a few beers haha
 

iiKode

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ah man...insomia...i have tamazipan for that i dow smoke weed.....dow need no money bro.....sed u was chattin in garden...make most of nice weather invite her round ect.....if all goes good yer u skint just say fancy doing sommmert next week lol....back row bro back row lol
mines calmed down a bit, yeah mate banged a few of them tamazipam 5 or 6 in a oner, never had em before and they knocked me out, done a better job than mike tyson could, its the fags mate, takin all my cash off me, think its about time i quite she dont even smoke fags lmao, one of a kind when you find a 18 yr old that dnt smoke lol
 

imcjayt

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lol me missis kids what not we all been in gardin today pool what not....next door but 1.....mom n daughter in gardin in bra n shorts....and i mean they fit.....my missis cldnt stop looking at me to c if i was looking......ha ha
 

imcjayt

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yer man tamaz good shit.....v addictive tho..im fuked without em......lol id love to quit smoking but with my misis n kids pfffffffffffttttt doubt it
 

iiKode

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lol me missis kids what not we all been in gardin today pool what not....next door but 1.....mom n daughter in gardin in bra n shorts....and i mean they fit.....my missis cldnt stop looking at me to c if i was looking......ha ha
haha i was out ealier when the sun was out, my auntie, this girl and her mam were out when i went out she had a towl wrapped around her to protect from the sun, 10 mins later she came out in shorts, and one of them vest tops like she was handin me her massive knockers, fuckin awkward when adults are around, we just sat n smiled at each other, laughing an gigglin, not sayin i love her haha just saying she would suit me, an not to sound cocky but i would suit her even tho im not realy deserving of it, fuckin drug dealer who grows weed haha and tbf im not a good person at all 19 and have more regrets than most, some of which were pretty shocking for damn sure if i could go back id slap some sens into me
 

imcjayt

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ah lol most girls like bit of a bad boy lol..i dow c dealers bad.....just makin paper n surviving....well its a good job i wernt round yours bro...she comes out in top like that id if bit em ha ha ha ..jokin....ah well ce how it goes...tomoz iz anothe rday.......
 

iiKode

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ah lol most girls like bit of a bad boy lol..i dow c dealers bad.....just makin paper n surviving....well its a good job i wernt round yours bro...she comes out in top like that id if bit em ha ha ha ..jokin....ah well ce how it goes...tomoz iz anothe rday.......
thats how i drag in the usual, a few stories of the past and they are gaggin for it, infact just found a guy on facebook as a mutual freind, i clocked this fucker over the head with a baseball bat when i was 14, turns out he had severe memory loss for a couple months when speaking to a friend, aahhh ffs some more fuckin shit i have to put up with, tanned 60+ windows that day with a lead pipe, good luck i was smart enough to throw the bat away, or when i was caught tanning windows i would have been done for attempted murder an assult and robbery, gbh, etc whatever it is you get for that, the thing is i wouldnt even think of doing anything like that nowadays, can you belive i was actually surprised when i got locked up for 6 months, some cunt my "mates" were back then peer pressure shyte, an takin the rap for a shit ton of things i never even done
 

iiKode

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no money ? take her for a picnic , girls love a picnic and see it as romantic
good idea, but still need money for that shit, and need to find a decent spot in this fuckin city, good idea actually might consider it in a week and a bit whenever payday is

need alchohol for a good picnic haha
 

imcjayt

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lol yer i was a naughty fbuka at your age....faze bro.....pinchin coppa cars for fun....lol best was i was 16 n put blade to coppas throat he was in playin clothes in unmaked car he came at me well i thort he was just some random bloke i fuked off....fuk me man i got some storys 2.....putting a pedo in hospital got caugt on cctv doing that.....rioting gangs houses with crossbows n guns ect.....been shot at with shotguns...that wernt nice as missis was 9 mnths preg sittin nxt to me at time......i did lern my lesstion...i think bak and was it worth it........its a part of groin up...made me a betta person and to have more respect
 
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