new neighbours:- weed police

retrofuzz

retrofuzz

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moving house, don't you just love it! my gf, my boy and I moved into a new place recently. after a heavy day moving bits up the stairs to our flat I rolled a hefty well deserved J and we took turns smoking it out in the garden. must have drifted down the communal hallway slightly (nice stinky bag).. whilst I was busy with more boxes I heard the neighbour over the way at the door complaining about a smell from downstairs. she mentioned the fact we have a baby and that we wouldn't want to be reported 'by someone'!! obvious threat aside fair enough, maybe. the next day we'd just got in the door when it knocked. there stood her husband, no hellos or intro's.. he reckoned he'd smelt weed all day.. wtf?!! we hadn't been there since the night before. I apologised for the day before (made up some shit about our friends who helped with a van etc etc) but he wouldn't listen to the fact we'd just got in.. he was just wanting to be a dick about it. really pisses me off. hes a useless fat cunt who doesn't work, his garden is a shithole and we have to put up with their offensive smell (usually takeaways) every time we walk into the hallway. The brainwashed clart talks like an illiterate but next time he knocks on my door i'll be handing him a dictionary so he can look up harassment and slander. cunt. overbongsmilie
 
azman

azman

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take him to one side, and tell the prick you had to move from your last place cos you burnt the neighbours house down with them in it, should make your life abit easier.
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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No, you are going about this the wrong way....

Bring him over a 12 pack, with a note saying that you've told all your friends that helped you move to not smoke pot around your place again...

"Sorry we got off on the wrong foot, I hope you like this 12 pack of Bud Light, or Coors Lite…”

It's a control thing... he wants to lay down the law, I say, let ass holes be assholes....

After giving him the beer and smile, Fukk him, never let him smell your sheiot again...Then, maybe a pot seed, under his tire valve cap, so he develops a very very slow leak, maybe do one tire on each side...

Fukk closed minded control freaks….
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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minnesmoker said:
Poison.

Fuck ignorant people.
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Ok my problem with this is why reward the ignorant? Or do you mean fuck them after they are dead from poison? Ok I may have to give you this one because then you wouldn't be rewarding them? Ok I'm good with that as long as we have extinguished the negative behavior first! :)
 
Mr. Outdoors

Mr. Outdoors

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There isnt much worse than shitty neighbors. I would also try to make nice. Bad neighbors can make things miserable. Sometimes its better to play nice with people like that just so it saves you the headache.
 
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minnesmoker

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To clarify my position, I meant poison the ungodly cunts. Mix some vodka like 80/20 with some denatured alcohol, and let 'em do shots. Maybe change out the water in the bowl for lemon scented ammonia and the water in the reservoir with concentrated chlorine bleach, and shut off the water supply (also, disconnect or reverse vent fan.) And, if you're really good, make sure the door handle breaks at the right moment. after the pounding and kinda' screams subside, take a bucket with bleach water in there (after venting) and make a nasty "cleaning mishap" along with the handle on the door going to shit. turn the water back on, flush twice, dump ammonia on spilled bleach water.

Could always feed 'em chronic wasting diseased meat, after allowing the meat to be exposed to the animal's brain. You get to watch as they descend into madness, in a few short days, and then waste away.

Anyway, my neighbors are all quiet, and respectful. I live in the hood, kinda' crazy, ain't it!

And, curious -- while copulating with a corpse is only a misdemeanor, it will link you to the "accident" making it a "crime scene." And, well, that right there is a good way to meet a short end in gas chamber. (That's not irony, that's really shitty luck!)
 
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schuylaar

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Mr. Outdoors said:
There isnt much worse than shitty neighbors. I would also try to make nice. Bad neighbors can make things miserable. Sometimes its better to play nice with people like that just so it saves you the headache.
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeell, yes AND no..


my neighbor directly to my left is a complete wack job..when i moved in several years ago she would store her trash behind her garage approximately 15-20 ft away from my front door. i knew there'd be problems with her when I moved in..smile, wave "hello" she would look the other way. Went to introduce myself and have conversation about her trash, she wouldnt answer the door. Left a note which was ignored..saw her in her garage on treadmill went over to discuss..saw me coming, stumbles and starts to scream at me to get off her property..remember, Ive never even met her..so through the course of time she received schuylaar's own brand of stealth revenge..however, i was smart in the beginning to phone the police about my "concern" for my "personal safety"..you see, when looking for a new place to live, you normally don't get to meet the neighbors. That's the KEY!:grin: You BEAT your new neighbor to the punch and have the police come by because:

A) Play the victim make a non emergency call and have the police stop by
B) Explain to them you "JUST" moved in and are concerned for the safety of your family while you are at work
C) Have them make a report about them being a nuisance..IMPORTANT: play the victim..ask questions, act concerned..don't rush them out..police have neighbor problems too.
D) "We REGULARLY burn incense as a religious requirement", "perhaps one of the movers lit up" "we don't even smoke" "we don't know what it was and i felt physically threatened" you can even say something like "no wonder why we got this place at a good price"

Establish the neighbor as THE nuisance..your neighbor will get the hint..now you know why your apartment was available..
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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minnesmoker said:
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Anyway, my neighbors are all quiet, and respectful. I live in the hood, kinda' crazy, ain't it!
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LOL I too live in the hood and my neighbors are the best ever. Of course there are certain boundaries and customs that one must be adhere to.

minnesmoker said:
And, curious -- while copulating with a corpse is only a misdemeanor, it will link you to the "accident" making it a "crime scene." And, well, that right there is a good way to meet a short end in gas chamber. (That's not irony, that's really shitty luck!)
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Now... now that end only happens if you lack foresight, skills and a better living through chemistry sort of attitude! LOL
 
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schuylaar

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minnesmoker said:
To clarify my position, I meant poison the ungodly cunts. Mix some vodka like 80/20 with some denatured alcohol, and let 'em do shots. Maybe change out the water in the bowl for lemon scented ammonia and the water in the reservoir with concentrated chlorine bleach, and shut off the water supply (also, disconnect or reverse vent fan.) And, if you're really good, make sure the door handle breaks at the right moment. after the pounding and kinda' screams subside, take a bucket with bleach water in there (after venting) and make a nasty "cleaning mishap" along with the handle on the door going to shit. turn the water back on, flush twice, dump ammonia on spilled bleach water.

Could always feed 'em chronic wasting diseased meat, after allowing the meat to be exposed to the animal's brain. You get to watch as they descend into madness, in a few short days, and then waste away.

Anyway, my neighbors are all quiet, and respectful. I live in the hood, kinda' crazy, ain't it!

And, curious -- while copulating with a corpse is only a misdemeanor, it will link you to the "accident" making it a "crime scene." And, well, that right there is a good way to meet a short end in gas chamber. (That's not irony, that's really shitty luck!)
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bookmarked:mrgreen:
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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schuylaar said:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeell, yes AND no..


my neighbor directly to my left is a complete wack job..when i moved in several years ago she would store her trash behind her garage approximately 15-20 ft away from my front door. i knew there'd be problems with her when I moved in..smile, wave "hello" she would look the other way. Went to introduce myself and have conversation about her trash, she wouldnt answer the door. Left a note which was ignored..saw her in her garage on treadmill went over to discuss..saw me coming, stumbles and starts to scream at me to get off her property..remember, Ive never even met her..so through the course of time she received schuylaar's own brand of stealth revenge..however, i was smart in the beginning to phone the police about my "concern" for my "personal safety"..you see, when looking for a new place to live, you normally don't get to meet the neighbors. That's the KEY!:grin: You BEAT your new neighbor to the punch and have the police come by because:

A) Play the victim make a non emergency call and have the police stop by
B) Explain to them you "JUST" moved in and are concerned for the safety of your family while you are at work
C) Have them make a report about them being a nuisance..IMPORTANT: play the victim..ask questions, act concerned..don't rush them out..police have neighbor problems too.
D) "We REGULARLY burn incense as a religious requirement", "perhaps one of the movers lit up" "we don't even smoke" "we don't know what it was and i felt physically threatened" you can even say something like "no wonder why we got this place at a good price"

Establish the neighbor as THE nuisance..your neighbor will get the hint..now you know why your apartment was available..
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That's F N awesome! will you be my neighbor......
 
dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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You have the perfect thing just put a dozen or so really soiled diapers in a trash can and leave it upwind from them, they won't be smellin any weed then..
 
slowbus

slowbus

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dirtsurfr said:
You have the perfect thing just put a dozen or so really soiled diapers in a trash can and leave it upwind from them, they won't be smellin any weed then..
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i know of a guy that does that.He piles that smelly stuff in the garage to cover up the smell of his op.Fucking Nasty !!!
 
Villane

Villane

Member
This is where a jar of goat blood comes handy for your front door.
Used mine about a week ago.
Worked like a charm.
 
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