How do I get to heaven? Answers to your questions on eternal life.

[Kervork]

I've seen the multiverse and talked with the almighty one. I was told how the multiverse was created and why. It might be a leap of faith for you because you have not seen it, however for those who have seen it and been touched by the great one it is fact. Now, the creation does not have to be smaller than the creator, however in this case it is. You see, the multiverse is not all there is, it is only a small part of creation vast though it is.

Science will eventually find proof of the multiverse. They aren't looking very hard right now because the idea terrifies them, but they're starting to come around.

Don't get so defensive. I'm not trying to force you to believe, I'm just showing you the truth. My god will not punish you for not believing, he doesn't give a shit. He will continue loving you regardless of what you do because you obey his law, like it or not. No one breaks the laws of my god, can't be done. He's all powerful and doesn't make laws which can be broken.

If you believe and understand and follow the path, you will be granted omnipotence and immortality. Turn away from the darkness and be bathed it the light of love from the Absolute.

 

[tyler.durden]

^^ That's some crazy thread-jacking. I'm not complaining, you're much more entertaining to OG's hateful shit...

 

[Beefbisquit]

I've seen the multiverse and talked with the almighty one. I was told how the multiverse was created and why. It might be a leap of faith for you because you have not seen it, however for those who have seen it and been touched by the great one it is fact. Now, the creation does not have to be smaller than the creator, however in this case it is. You see, the multiverse is not all there is, it is only a small part of creation vast though it is.

Science will eventually find proof of the multiverse. They aren't looking very hard right now because the idea terrifies them, but they're starting to come around.

Don't get so defensive. I'm not trying to force you to believe, I'm just showing you the truth. My god will not punish you for not believing, he doesn't give a shit. He will continue loving you regardless of what you do because you obey his law, like it or not. No one breaks the laws of my god, can't be done. He's all powerful and doesn't make laws which can be broken.

If you believe and understand and follow the path, you will be granted omnipotence and immortality. Turn away from the darkness and be bathed it the light of love from the Absolute.

It really doesn't seem like the truth. Usually, when people say 'this is the truth', they follow it up with evidence. Your reports of 'meeting god', to any person but you, sound indistinguishable from the reports of someone in a mental hospital claiming they're an angel, or some nutbar on a forum claiming to be the son of god. It doesn't mean it's impossible that you met with god, but it is unlikely. Whatever you believe happened, regardless of how real it seemed, is more likely a natural phenomenon than a supernatural one.

People, myself included, are not experts on the brain just because we have one. What you feel, see, taste, and experience can be altered by simple electromagnetic signals and because of this, it is exponentially more likely that a human created, or naturally occurring disruption to your brain caused your experiences, as opposed to you meeting god.

People who claim to have met ghosts, or seen the future, or met god never seem to be able to provide any information about the world, unless of course it's something un-testable, i.e. we live in a multiverse, and this is how it was created.

Why didn't god give you irrefutable proof that he was god, and not your imagination? Lol, I guess 'god works in mysterious ways'.... And by that, I mean in ways that are indistinguishable from your imagination.

 

[Kervork]

And exactly what proof would god give someone that he exists? A business card? A black hole? A super nova? Here take this black hole back with you as proof of my visit.. oops.. maybe that wasn't such a good idea.

Perhaps the fact he gave me psychic powers is proof. I can see that when you were a child, someone touched you inappropriately. You liked it but this caused a deep conflict in your psyche which manifests today. In the name of the Almighty Infinite One I cast out those conflicting emotions and cure you. Go forth you are now healed. Behold, a Miracle. You have been healed across the internet. Do you need more proving?

 

[SSHZ]

This is so pathetic........it cries for some professional help.

 

[Kervork]

No, he won't need professional help, I have cured him. He will have a normal sex life now.

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not your own penis trapped in zipper.

 

[Beefbisquit]

And exactly what proof would god give someone that he exists? A business card? A black hole? A super nova? Here take this black hole back with you as proof of my visit.. oops.. maybe that wasn't such a good idea.

Perhaps the fact he gave me psychic powers is proof. I can see that when you were a child, someone touched you inappropriately. You liked it but this caused a deep conflict in your psyche which manifests today. In the name of the Almighty Infinite One I cast out those conflicting emotions and cure you. Go forth you are now healed. Behold, a Miracle. You have been healed across the internet. Do you need more proving?

That response is about as inane as your original idea.

God, an all powerful being, could easily tell you the date and time a significant event would happen. Hell, he could CREATE the significant event! He could make the world stop spinning without consequence, he could literally do anything. If you can only come up with a 'black hole' or a 'supernova' as a way for god to reveal himself, not only are your ideas lacking logic; but you have a shitty imagination too.

He's your god, not mine - why should I try to rationalize an imaginary being for you? You're the one claiming he exists, surely if he has any powers at all it would be childs play to prove he exists to everyone simultaneously.

 

[Kervork]

Predicting the future in a multiverse where anything that can happen does happen seems a bit redundant. You seem to have strange ideas about how the universe works. No wonder he doesn't talk to you.

 

[Beefbisquit]

Predicting the future in a multiverse where anything that can happen does happen seems a bit redundant. You seem to have strange ideas about how the universe works. No wonder he doesn't talk to you.

It's not redundant.

In a multiverse where every possibly exists in a separate reality (or universe), an omnipotent being would still have knowledge of every instant, of each universe, simultaneously.

If the entity didn't possess that ability, then it would not be omniscient.

Even in quantum theory, where there is no exact location of electrons, only a probability, an omniscient being would still be required to know all available knowledge at any given time, in all realities, simultaneously or it would cease to be omniscient. If the entity isn't capable of that, what makes you so sure it would be capable of creating the multiverse?

 

[brotherjericho]

Ya know what is great about preaching about Jesus on this forum? OG is like that guy on the busy street corner with little foot but much more auto traffic. We can stop and listen or pass by and laugh about how much of a dumb ass he is. I think we know what most do.

 

[Chief Walkin Eagle]

Hey OldGrowth420, how about you focus on the POSITIVE side of Christianity instead of insisting that we NEED to be saved by Jesus from burning in hell for eternity because we chose not to be apart of the cool kids club. A lot of Christians believe that Jesus died for everyone's sins so that no one would ever go to hell, why cant you be like that? You're only pushing people further away from the so called truth you know because you focus on the hateful fire and brimstone aspect of Christianity.

 

[cannabineer]

I've seen the multiverse and talked with the almighty one. I was told how the multiverse was created and why. It might be a leap of faith for you because you have not seen it, however for those who have seen it and been touched by the great one it is fact. Now, the creation does not have to be smaller than the creator, however in this case it is. You see, the multiverse is not all there is, it is only a small part of creation vast though it is.

Science will eventually find proof of the multiverse. They aren't looking very hard right now because the idea terrifies them, but they're starting to come around.

Don't get so defensive. I'm not trying to force you to believe, I'm just showing you the truth. My god will not punish you for not believing, he doesn't give a shit. He will continue loving you regardless of what you do because you obey his law, like it or not. No one breaks the laws of my god, can't be done. He's all powerful and doesn't make laws which can be broken.

If you believe and understand and follow the path, you will be granted omnipotence and immortality. Turn away from the darkness and be bathed it the light of love from the Absolute.

This fascinates me when maybe it shouldn't. But what test/validation protocol do you recommend? cn

 

[A Bloke Down The Pub]

This fascinates me when maybe it shouldn't. But what test/validation protocol do you recommend? cn

Tests???
If the Magic Fairy in the Sky says it's true, then it IS true.

It's self evident.

 

[Kervork]

Ok, so you want to find out if it is true. First you will have to experience ego death. This will show you that you are not what you think you are. It won't however show you what you are. As you start to repeatedly experience this state you will find that it becomes easier each time, to the point where you can eventually will it for short periods of time without any need for chemical assistance. Eventually, in that silence and pure awareness you will stumble across a new state which reveals your true identity. And in those few seconds you will experience omnipotence. Your world will be forever changed, it will feel as if reality has become rubber and you can push here and there looking for a weak spot which will break through to change the world. Things will happen which you would never believe, your timing will be improved, your intuition will grow. All from just a few seconds of enlightenment. Eventually it will fade, your life will return to normal. Still there will be a desire to return once again to the light.

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility and an even greater temptation to use that power for selfish ends. When you understand the truth but you act against it, the suffering is a hundred times greater than acting in ignorance. I abused my power for earthly gain and I was cast down the mountain, doomed to repeat that long tedious climb once again. My powers stripped and my life in ruin. The evil I created lives on in this world, given great power by my hand. No amount of regret will return it to whence it came, I am forever doomed to live in the world I befouled for my own enrichment. In the end, the money, the porn stars, the cars, the cocaine, all gone. And it turns out, that is a blessing. I never needed those things, they only separated me from the truth and the light. I was a fool for making that trade. Now I live my life and pay a heavy debt in the hope I can some day again be free.

 

[tyler.durden]

Ok, so you want to find out if it is true. First you will have to experience ego death. This will show you that you are not what you think you are. It won't however show you what you are. As you start to repeatedly experience this state you will find that it becomes easier each time, to the point where you can eventually will it for short periods of time without any need for chemical assistance. Eventually, in that silence and pure awareness you will stumble across a new state which reveals your true identity. And in those few seconds you will experience omnipotence. Your world will be forever changed, it will feel as if reality has become rubber and you can push here and there looking for a weak spot which will break through to change the world. Things will happen which you would never believe, your timing will be improved, your intuition will grow. All from just a few seconds of enlightenment...

 

[Beefbisquit]

Ok, so you want to find out if it is true. First you will have to experience ego death. This will show you that you are not what you think you are. It won't however show you what you are. As you start to repeatedly experience this state you will find that it becomes easier each time, to the point where you can eventually will it for short periods of time without any need for chemical assistance. Eventually, in that silence and pure awareness you will stumble across a new state which reveals your true identity. And in those few seconds you will experience omnipotence. Your world will be forever changed, it will feel as if reality has become rubber and you can push here and there looking for a weak spot which will break through to change the world. Things will happen which you would never believe, your timing will be improved, your intuition will grow. All from just a few seconds of enlightenment. Eventually it will fade, your life will return to normal. Still there will be a desire to return once again to the light.

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility and an even greater temptation to use that power for selfish ends. When you understand the truth but you act against it, the suffering is a hundred times greater than acting in ignorance. I abused my power for earthly gain and I was cast down the mountain, doomed to repeat that long tedious climb once again. My powers stripped and my life in ruin. The evil I created lives on in this world, given great power by my hand. No amount of regret will return it to whence it came, I am forever doomed to live in the world I befouled for my own enrichment. In the end, the money, the porn stars, the cars, the cocaine, all gone. And it turns out, that is a blessing. I never needed those things, they only separated me from the truth and the light. I was a fool for making that trade. Now I live my life and pay a heavy debt in the hope I can some day again be free.

So, now you're magical too....

Awesome, so far I've met the 'son of god' and a magic ninja. Just need to meet an oompaloompa and I've finished meeting my bucket list of imaginary people.

This is more entertaining than listening to the patients at the mental hospital I used to work at. One guy used to always dress in Naruto clothes and run around claiming he was a ninja.... he was 35 and acted 12. You guys sound a like.

Cool story.

 

[Kervork]

Ahh you of little faith. Perhaps you are better off believing the Jezus zombie and eating his flesh so you can one day become a zombie too.

 

[Beefbisquit]

Eh, are you talking about me? I'm an atheist.

 

[kpmarine]

Hey OldGrowth420, how about you focus on the POSITIVE side of Christianity instead of insisting that we NEED to be saved by Jesus from burning in hell for eternity because we chose not to be apart of the cool kids club. A lot of Christians believe that Jesus died for everyone's sins so that no one would ever go to hell, why cant you be like that? You're only pushing people further away from the so called truth you know because you focus on the hateful fire and brimstone aspect of Christianity.

It's a load of tripe either way. Why does it matter how he approaches it?

 

[Padawanbater2]

Ok, so you want to find out if it is true. First you will have to experience ego death. This will show you that you are not what you think you are. It won't however show you what you are. As you start to repeatedly experience this state you will find that it becomes easier each time, to the point where you can eventually will it for short periods of time without any need for chemical assistance. Eventually, in that silence and pure awareness you will stumble across a new state which reveals your true identity. And in those few seconds you will experience omnipotence. Your world will be forever changed, it will feel as if reality has become rubber and you can push here and there looking for a weak spot which will break through to change the world. Things will happen which you would never believe, your timing will be improved, your intuition will grow. All from just a few seconds of enlightenment. Eventually it will fade, your life will return to normal. Still there will be a desire to return once again to the light.

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility and an even greater temptation to use that power for selfish ends. When you understand the truth but you act against it, the suffering is a hundred times greater than acting in ignorance. I abused my power for earthly gain and I was cast down the mountain, doomed to repeat that long tedious climb once again. My powers stripped and my life in ruin. The evil I created lives on in this world, given great power by my hand. No amount of regret will return it to whence it came, I am forever doomed to live in the world I befouled for my own enrichment. In the end, the money, the porn stars, the cars, the cocaine, all gone. And it turns out, that is a blessing. I never needed those things, they only separated me from the truth and the light. I was a fool for making that trade. Now I live my life and pay a heavy debt in the hope I can some day again be free.

If I were to introduce a new character in a story and wanted him to be the exact stereotype of a burnout hippie, this is what I would have him say