Colostomy Bag= Swag

Budsworth

Budsworth

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My grandpa had a shit bag & every sunday for dinner me & my sister would have to sit next to him & he would open the damn bag & gag us. He thought that was fuuny as hell.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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So hat happens when you get in a car crash and rupture the bag into some nice flesh wounds.. Or when punks figure out they can cut said bags as a nasty prank. There is really no way to make them not smell it's shit in a bag I mean common. Now if you could make a bag for cum that would be pretty sweet you could jank down without fear of stains and bust inside girls... Not it would be in a sack under your nuts... Wanna have kids? Unhook it or turkey baster
 
mysunnyboy

mysunnyboy

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beardo said:
Going to the bathroom is for losers. I'm thinking about marketing a line of high end colostomy bags and accessories as well as the surgical procedure to the rich, famous and important people of the world. I believe having a surgery to install a colostomy bag could be like the new breast enhancement or rhinoplasty. Who wants to go to the bathroom, it's dirty and smelly and most importantly it is a major waste of your valuable time.
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why don't you just stop eating
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silasraven

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fuck beardo , the cops are digging up hoffa's body, i told you to rebury him months ago, this has turned out to be one flaming bag of shit. if they figure it out your taking the fall. if they ask you know nothing of DB cooper.
 
stoned cockatoo

stoned cockatoo

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beardo the bags should be strictly for people on the go.. what id really like to see is some sort of in home system like a plug on the wall in every room that you can just plug yourself into
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Can you imagine what would happen on the open road? Piss off the wrong person, next thing you know some brown plastic bag comes flying at your windshield at 60mph, SPLAT! Now we need new WIPERS!
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Meh, having had to learn about those things during college I would not recommend them. Besides all the un-intended consequences, our bodies were not made to hang plastic bags of shit off of. You should have seen what was involved in colostomy skin care back in the day. Not for me thanks!

In the OR we go out of our way NOT to place an ostomy bag of any description if it's at all humanly possible. The chances of actually finding an entire surgical team that would participate in an elective ostomy would be tough. We'd all end up in ethics and frankly, NO THANKS! Nothing worse than the officious inter meddler committee's.
 
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