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mysunnyboy

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i went to a pier last week to fish ALONE. i got there and was pleased that there was only an elderly couple fishing. but at the other end of this little pier was guy "sunning" himself. he wasn't fishing or anything. just drinking a beer and sitting the wrong way on the pier so he could get full on sun exposure.

i put my line in the water and closed my eyes. you know how great that feels ppl, line in the water, sun on your back, the smell of fresh sea breeze. not 5 minutes later this guy yells down to me "are you gonna barbque?" i looked down at the elderly couple to see if maybe he was talking to them. nope he was talking to me. i said i don't understand, are you asking ME if i am barbquing? he said yes i am. i looked down at my stuff and looked back at him. i don't understand what you are talking about i said. he says isn't that a grill? :roll: NO i said. he goes oh sorry you must think what a weird guy. i said yes i do but thats ok i've seen worse.

at this point he takes it upon himself to walk down to me and tries to chat with me. i didn't like the looks of him since i first saw him. jarhead haircut, just had that cop aura around him. sure as shit he says he is LEO from NJ.

now i have ignored my brother's wife for 20 years so i can ignore with the best of them. and after ignoring him for 10 minutes he walks back to his chair and cooler.

"thank god" i thought to myself as i gathered my shit to leave. i walk everything but my chair back to mrs sunny's truck. i turn to go back to get my chair and that son of a bitch is standing between me and my chair. i was pissed. i marched back out that and as soon as i got within 2 ft of him, he lunged at me and hugged me!!! he says nice meeting you and i will see you later!! i said no, no you won't.

wtf is wrong with ppl?

i can guarantee no man has ever been harassed by a woman while fishing :eyesmoke:
 

mysunnyboy

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nice fish for sure jj...looks kind of chilly there brother. i got a couple of little redfish last week before the storm. gonna go with the nephew tonight :eyesmoke:
 

doublejj

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nice fish for sure jj...looks kind of chilly there brother. i got a couple of little redfish last week before the storm. gonna go with the nephew tonight :eyesmoke:
Cool........but if your a lesbian, look over my shoulder, that's the Golden Gate Bridge......you know where that is?.....
 
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