Marijuana dETOX

smkpt

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one of my friends got poped with some weed and he had to take a drug test with in 48 hours, he drank some water and viniger or somthing and he came out clean, but im not sure exactly what he drank
 

jj1234

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where could i get some detox tea and you are joking about the gallon of bleach right?
 

loveisallyouneed

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water everything else is just a scam to get your money.
That's pretty much it. I wouldn't trust any product when it comes to something as important as a drug test. Drink until you can't drink anymore (same idea as flushing a plant). Lot's of vitamins (cranberry juice is usually the best). If you don't mind losing a few pounds try a crash diet, depending on how much you smoked this shouldn't be a problem, loss of appetite hit me pretty hard as a withdrawl symptom. I've heard the vinegar thing works too but I can't say first hand. Google "antioxidants" and you should get all the info you need. Good luck, it's not as easy as everyone thinks...
 

loveisallyouneed

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I'm not sure how intelligent you are and I hate to ruin a good joke over something simple like death but if you drink bleach you won't be making it to your drug test...haha
 

jj1234

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haah dude I was pretty sure it was a joke. I was just wondering to make sure. I was thinking watered down.
 

iblazethatkush

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I'm telling u man don't waste your money... i have to get drug tested for probation and drinking a shit load of water works everytime...don't go on a diet tho b/c thc is stored in fat cells so if u quit eating ur body will start breaking down the fat stored in your body and release more thc.
 

loveisallyouneed

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I'm telling u man don't waste your money... i have to get drug tested for probation and drinking a shit load of water works everytime...don't go on a diet tho b/c thc is stored in fat cells so if u quit eating ur body will start breaking down the fat stored in your body and release more thc.
I'm not sure if your talking to me or not but I will assume you are. If your way works for you I'm happy to hear that but denying vitamins and minerals help detox faster is denying complete fact. By 'antioxidants' i was referring to foods that work well as antioxidants. Fruits, veges, nuts etc. As far as the fat thing goes you're right but I can't understand why you wouldn't want the THC released into your body to be flushed out. Definitely don't diet within two weeks of the test but it definitely helps in the early stages.
 

iblazethatkush

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I'm not sure if your talking to me or not but I will assume you are. If your way works for you I'm happy to hear that but denying vitamins and minerals help detox faster is denying complete fact. By 'antioxidants' i was referring to foods that work well as antioxidants. Fruits, veges, nuts etc. As far as the fat thing goes you're right but I can't understand why you wouldn't want the THC released into your body to be flushed out. Definitely don't diet within two weeks of the test but it definitely helps in the early stages.
I never said anything about the vitamins and minerals, you're right about that. And as for the diet thing, what you're saying is right if you're trying to clean out completely. If you're just trying to mask the thc with water which is what i do and i'm assuming he wants to do than going on a diet isn't going to help. The way i do it is i quit for about a week, give or take a day or two, and then drink about 2 gallons of water a day for a couple of days leading up to the test and the day of the test. On the day of the test i take vitamin b to give my piss color and eat some creatine so they won't know i diluted my piss.
 

ChillWill151

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Yea someone i know said they drank 3/4 of a bottle of vinager before thier test and it worked. That person smoked as much pot as i do so i'd probly try it too. just take shot after shot lol
 

loveisallyouneed

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I never said anything about the vitamins and minerals, you're right about that. And as for the diet thing, what you're saying is right if you're trying to clean out completely. If you're just trying to mask the thc with water which is what i do and i'm assuming he wants to do than going on a diet isn't going to help. The way i do it is i quit for about a week, give or take a day or two, and then drink about 2 gallons of water a day for a couple of days leading up to the test and the day of the test. On the day of the test i take vitamin b to give my piss color and eat some creatine so they won't know i diluted my piss.
ohhh ok man now I see what your saying, thats real cool. So basically your just pissing out water! Pretty smart. Where does the creatine come in, doesn't it have to do with ADP/ATP?
 

J - Dog

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Does anybody know any ways to get marijuana out of your system for drug tests?
You could try quit smoking marijuana. That works for getting it out of your system. :-|

Then after you pass your test, you get the "Fresh Baked" feeling again :blsmoke:
 
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