One of the sick fuck's responsible for getting our genitals mutilated!

[kpmarine]

LOL, Not at all.
I exfoliate my skin everyday with a loofah, all lubed up with soap.

I now regret making that smartass remark. I now know too much...

 

[cannawizard]

Curiosity killed the cat? lol

 

[kpmarine]

Curiosity killed the cat? lol

Just made it feel slightly violated. haha

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Just made it feel slightly violated. haha

If that's all it takes to violate you, I could violate you SO hard.

 

[UncleBuck]

i'm responding to craigslist casual encounter ads in hawaii since it's too late here.

friday nights are comic gold.

 

[Chartreuse Spruce]

Smegma cheese?
"nouna thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris."

lol. shhhiiiat it has a word. that's a nasty word to say. lol this thread is so fucking discusting but I am laughing my ass off.

 

[kpmarine]

If that's all it takes to violate you, I could violate you SO hard.

Hey now! I require dinner somewhere classy first.

 

[Chartreuse Spruce]

i'm responding to craigslist casual encounter ads in hawaii since it's too late here.

friday nights are comic gold.

NO YOU ARE NOT! stop it! you can get murdered that way. hello....the craigslist killer ring any bells? Do I sound like your mother? Bossy sister perhaps?

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

i'm responding to craigslist casual encounter ads in hawaii since it's too late here.

friday nights are comic gold.

Most of Bucks posts are "comic gold".

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Hey now! I require dinner somewhere classy first.

Ok. How does outback steak house sound? Classy as fuck.

 

[UncleBuck]

NO YOU ARE NOT! stop it! you can get murdered that way. hello....the craigslist killer ring any bells? Do I sound like your mother? Bossy sister perhaps?

relax, i'm just trolling for pics and responses.

 

[BarnBuster]

Well, I was heading out for breakfast but dick cheese pretty much rules out bagels and cream cheese and since Mr K. was big into enemas, I'm going to pass on the sausage links and lumpy gravy. Maybe just some dry toast.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Well, I was heading out for breakfast but dick cheese pretty much rules out bagels and cream cheese and since Mr K. was big into enemas, I'm going to pass on the sausage links and lumpy gravy. Maybe just some dry toast.

I don't even wanna get into the egg thing.

 

[BarnBuster]

I don't even wanna get into the egg thing.

The enema's he recommended were with yogurt. Heading over to Wake and Bake now and spread the word, so to speak.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Mrs. Murphy: Can I help you boys?
Elwood: You got any white bread?
Mrs. Murphy: Yes.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Got any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.

 

[MojoRison]

Circumcision, although having been practiced in areas throughout the world, was first documented in art form by the Egyptians.
Found in an Egyptian tomb built for Ankhmabor in Saqqara and dating to around 2400 BC.

 

[minnesmoker]

...foreskin is removed for sanitation purposes; otherwise you get all that stinking dick cheese built up! haaaaaaa. ewwwww.

Dick cheese? is that like cunt ricotta? Why aren't the labia and clit hood trimmed back, and the musk glands removed from women, if "sanitation" is really the issue?

Much like women with intact vaginas, a man with an intact cock (or any cock, for that matter) needs to properly maintain his equipment. Including bathing it, and making sure it stays clean.

 

[MojoRison]

Dick cheese? is that like cunt ricotta? Why aren't the labia and clit hood trimmed back, and the musk glands removed from women, if "sanitation" is really the issue?

Much like women with intact vaginas, a man with an intact cock (or any cock, for that matter) needs to properly maintain his equipment. Including bathing it, and making sure it stays clean.

And that folks is how masturbation became so big, hence cutting off the foreskin, which rids the temptation of sin

 

[stoned cockatoo]

Circumcision, although having been practiced in areas throughout the world, was first documented in art form by the Egyptians.
Found in an Egyptian tomb built for Ankhmabor in Saqqara and dating to around 2400 BC.

looks more like a bunch if hand jobs to me..

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

i'm responding to craigslist casual encounter ads in hawaii since it's too late here.

friday nights are comic gold.

you do that too?