The UK Growers Thread!

[IC3M4L3]

That was the pheno not my growing skills and you had no problem taking 9g for £30.

actually was 7g for 30 dab and u offered,, and u need to get a grip my man,, learn to know wen ur balls is being busted lol..

need to get me fucking net sorted but got fucked off with paying for 1 bill at mine and another at the missus's, wana go back to bt at 1 location then use there free wifi spots at the other.

sounds like hassle mate,, so i guess ur eating lots of mcdonalds at,m??

cleaning a pipe/tube just get sum UNSCENTED nail polish remover put a cap full in and shake it up,, will make it like new m8..u should know that

 

[tip top toker]

Mate, in certain parts of london(like where Kuroi is and Sambo`s old stomping grounds) you could quite easily turn up with a transit van full of weed, sell it at 0.4 for £10 and be run out in less than a day

It is indeed quite crazy. Her dealer sends her texts saying I got this and this and this in at £X an ounce, and he'll be out come the following morning, and this is just some lazy stoner dealer, let alone someone really trying to get rich. She asked if i would sell him some of my own stuff once i got growing again. Not a chance. While i've a fair bit of this and that i would like to buy, such as plane tickets for amsterdam in november, if i got paid that kind of money for growing a bit of weed i'd feel ashamed. Makes me think of dumb and dumber when he selotapes the budgies head back on and sells it to the blind kid )

Short story. London is stupid. I need to come up with a game plan cus if i'm to be going to university there, like fuck i'm gonna pay that kind of money.

Londoners seem to have a different view of weed. To me, pffft, it's just a plant. The gf was a little bit mortified by my weed soup man <-- she saves every single roach to re-roll with.. bleurgh!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

actually was 7g for 30 dab and u offered,, and u need to get a grip my man,, learn to know wen ur balls is being busted lol..

No, the Fingerez was a 'Q' but the first lot was 9g for £30. I should know it was my gear.

You're not capable of busting my balls, maybe irritate em a bit but certainly not bust em.

 

[IC3M4L3]

^^^sexy!!^^^


yeh londoners are just greedy and arrogant,, simple.

i cant belive how the prices of bud is going up,, im sure its going up over the rate of infaltion?? i may have to make a complaint ahahaha.. soon the nroms gunna be 250,, but everyones getting better at growing but the weed remains shit and yet the prices go up?? wtf.. seems the more people want the more it goes up

i still blame the paki's

lol yorkie mate im starting to call u napolean.. and i bust your balls just fine my man.. ur just one of those cunts who has a answer for everything even wen ur wrong so thers no fun in it,. plus u just try to confuse shit with ur rabbling techno blahblah bollox

 

[The2TimEr]

newuser, cheers for the trava reccomendation guys a feckin beast!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

cheers m8, fucking thing has got well dirty real quick.
do people even sell bars ,box's etc anymore? seems like if its good shit no matter how many you take you get charged per oz nowdays, ive charged and known plenty to charge 180s-220s on 10s,20s,30s
anythin else i can use apart from pipe cleaners to get into the bowl/tube thingy to clean it?

so basically a 9 for 6k ish sounds about right. i'll try it on with my buyer next time at 7 and let him beat me down to 6 lmao.

Aye those little brush cleaner things, think you can get em in wilko's if not boots with a bendy wire handle. tho to be honest if you've got rock salt and the nail varnish, just fill it to a point and shake it, should get it clean. or is the thing manky thick with tar lol

LMAO! You think the Polish missus would let me make erl out of spirytus? Not a fucking chance, she'd slap me across the face and tell me to get some liqueur made with it!
I got devil eye's when I skipped out of the cash and carry in Poland with that bottle for you and told her what it was for!

well in that case I'll put it in the freezer and drink it! I've got 98-99% grain alcohol for erl

should i be mixing the stuff with something specific or just slamming neat till i can't see?

 

[IC3M4L3]

oh sambo why dont u get a giffgaff simcard mate?? 10er a moon and u get unlimitednet,, so then u can make ya phone ahotpost and hook ur lappy up with wifi to it.. my best idea is get a external wifi areial and plant it in the middle of ya sky dish and see how many unprotected signals u ind to nick from,, works great!

TT if its that pure stuff mixx 50-50 with water and give it a shake itel go cloudy then settle

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

It is indeed quite crazy. Her dealer sends her texts saying I got this and this and this in at £X an ounce, and he'll be out come the following morning, and this is just some lazy stoner dealer, let alone someone really trying to get rich. She asked if i would sell him some of my own stuff once i got growing again. Not a chance. While i've a fair bit of this and that i would like to buy, such as plane tickets for amsterdam in november, if i got paid that kind of money for growing a bit of weed i'd feel ashamed. Makes me think of dumb and dumber when he selotapes the budgies head back on and sells it to the blind kid )

Short story. London is stupid. I need to come up with a game plan cus if i'm to be going to university there, like fuck i'm gonna pay that kind of money.

Londoners seem to have a different view of weed. To me, pffft, it's just a plant. The gf was a little bit mortified by my weed soup man <-- she saves every single roach to re-roll with.. bleurgh!

i wholly agree with your principles and morals. and i think your daft for not growing and making a fortune down there. those etonian toffs love a bit of good smoke. i'm just imagining you as howard marks getting the boot from oxford.

 

[iiKode]

Lol, yeah I've never had soap that hard but the bits would get warmed and squashed together before cling filming or smoke em my self.

Tea towel wrapped bar before smashing it with the hammer....

hammer a chisel or knife works alright, but fuck sellin soapbar dont make that much anyway.

 

[IC3M4L3]

we used to put a bar in a pillow case and smash it of a wall,, ahh them was the days

TTT inbox matey

 

[Saerimmner]

It is indeed quite crazy. Her dealer sends her texts saying I got this and this and this in at £X an ounce, and he'll be out come the following morning, and this is just some lazy stoner dealer, let alone someone really trying to get rich. She asked if i would sell him some of my own stuff once i got growing again. Not a chance. While i've a fair bit of this and that i would like to buy, such as plane tickets for amsterdam in november, if i got paid that kind of money for growing a bit of weed i'd feel ashamed. Makes me think of dumb and dumber when he selotapes the budgies head back on and sells it to the blind kid )

Short story. London is stupid. I need to come up with a game plan cus if i'm to be going to university there, like fuck i'm gonna pay that kind of money.

Londoners seem to have a different view of weed. To me, pffft, it's just a plant. The gf was a little bit mortified by my weed soup man <-- she saves every single roach to re-roll with.. bleurgh!

Well in about 2-3months will be moving house so can finally get a grow back on and im less than an hour on the train from london so may be able to help you out, will give ya a shout closer to the time in case ya still need, what Uni ya thinking of going to?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

well in that case I'll put it in the freezer and drink it! I've got 98-99% grain alcohol for erl

should i be mixing the stuff with something specific or just slamming neat till i can't see?

That is grain alcohol.
95.63% ABV max for distilled spirit mate, can't get any higher without chemical drying agents and a proper lab. That's why you got 95%, if it was possible to get higher I would.

Well I asked her the other day and she said tea, I asked why tea and she said "well tea is pretty much all water isn't it"........

 

[The Yorkshireman]

hammer a chisel or knife works alright, but fuck sellin soapbar dont make that much anyway.

No it doesn't now but back then it was easy money.

Paying £250 a bar and shotting Q's for £10 I was doing a kilo a week standard.

 

[IC3M4L3]

we used to sell 10 for 10 bak in the day with weed infact i think we paid 800 for 10 so madness,, id laugh any cunt out the door if they expected it still at them prices, not to mention its not worth growing ofr 80 qwid a oz really?? maybe thats why prices have gone up along with the risk?? dunno,, but i dont miss hot rocks and wrecked clothes thats for sure

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hahaha I always remember using thick placcy bags and a pan with boiling water, dunk for 10-15 then slice into 10. everyone got a fat slice and a slim wedge cos i could never get 9 even lumps lmao.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

hahaha I always remember using thick placcy bags and a pan with boiling water, dunk for 10-15 then slice into 10. everyone got a fat slice and a slim wedge cos i could never get 9 even lumps lmao.

I forgot about that one, lol.

I remember the first time I put a bar on a warm electric hob to soften it a bit, forgot about it while I had a beer and a joint in the garden.

Ran back in to a smouldering brick and a kitchen full of smoke, job lot fucked! In the bin it went.

 

[IC3M4L3]

hahaha I always remember using thick placcy bags and a pan with boiling water, dunk for 10-15 then slice into 10. everyone got a fat slice and a slim wedge cos i could never get 9 even lumps lmao.

lol yeh always was cutting into slices like slab cake,, haa.. them was te brass scales days with 1p and 2p coins for weight,, we had 1/2p too for a teenth,, good stuff lol

 

[DrOfWelshMagic]

No it doesn't now but back then it was easy money.

Paying £250 a bar and shotting Q's for £10 I was doing a kilo a week standard.

its 3 a bar now and 15 a Q in the valleys at least lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

I forgot about that one, lol.
I remember the first time I put a bar on a warm electric hob to soften it a bit, forgot about it while I had a beer and a joint in the garden.
Ran back in to a smouldering brick and a kitchen full of smoke, job lot fucked! In the bin it went.

I've cooked one into dusty shards in the oven before too.

lol yeh always was cutting into slices like slab cake,, haa.. them was te brass scales days with 1p and 2p coins for weight,, we had 1/2p too for a teenth,, good stuff lol

can't get done with brass josey's either fuck me, a halfpenny. showing your age, you'll be telling us the bus into town was 2d next

lol I was moaning at the price of the metro ( our version of the tube ) used to be 10p for a under 16. to town now it's 3.60 from the cost to toon. i was wounded.

it's easier these days though, if i'm not carrying i never pay. the younguns on twitter have #checkywatch and tell everyone where the inspectors are waiting to ambush ya. fun and games hahah those were the days, giving them a fake name and address and while they rang it in to check doing one away up the lane haha

 

[The Yorkshireman]

its 3 a bar now and 15 a Q in the valleys at least lol

That's not bad if it's not completely brick solid and does the job.