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see4

see4

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theexpress said:
sheeeeeiiiit... ill show u such moves as da midwest midsection motorboat... da cicero ave. swirl.... da roughneck/done missonarry with u gettin choked by belt/ da cook county doggy style reach under titty grab.... an something i like to call da train...ima need atleast 3 of my hommies for this one an a box of rubbers.... you may need ice for urself... shit well buy u some ice with ds condom money we dont really need em ur clean right
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Allow me to translate.

Well then madam, allow me to retort... I will provide you with a plethora of sexual positions, including but not limited to the following; engage in oral sex, immediately followed by licking of your anus, after you have become excited, I would get on top of you and wrap a belt around your neck and while choking you ever so slightly I will penetrate your vagina with my penis, or possibly I would have you get on your hands and knees and I would penetrate your vagina from behind while reaching around and grabbing your breasts. After that, I would have my three friends come over with a box of condoms and some ice cubes and we would all have sexual intercourse with you, either at the same time or one immediately after the other. We suggest you use the ice to bring down the swelling, as we suspect your vagina will be throbbing.

That about sums up what he just said.
 
theexpress

theexpress

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see4 said:
Allow me to translate.

Well then madam, allow me to retort... I will provide you with a plethora of sexual positions, including but not limited to the following; engage in oral sex, immediately followed by licking of your anus, after you have become excited, I would get on top of you and wrap a belt around your neck and while choking you ever so slightly I will penetrate your vagina with my penis, or possibly I would have you get on your hands and knees and I would penetrate your vagina from behind while reaching around and grabbing your breasts. After that, I would have my three friends come over with a box of condoms and some ice cubes and we would all have sexual intercourse with you, either at the same time or one immediately after the other. We suggest you use the ice to bring down the swelling, as we suspect your vagina will be throbbing.

That about sums up what he just said.
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british accent included..... after nutts have busted we can all have tea n scones..... or cocaine n cognac ladies choice
 
B

Bear Country

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see4 said:
Allow me to translate.

Well then madam, allow me to retort... I will provide you with a plethora of sexual positions, including but not limited to the following; engage in oral sex, immediately followed by licking of your anus, after you have become excited, I would get on top of you and wrap a belt around your neck and while choking you ever so slightly I will penetrate your vagina with my penis, or possibly I would have you get on your hands and knees and I would penetrate your vagina from behind while reaching around and grabbing your breasts. After that, I would have my three friends come over with a box of condoms and some ice cubes and we would all have sexual intercourse with you, either at the same time or one immediately after the other. We suggest you use the ice to bring down the swelling, as we suspect your vagina will be throbbing.

That about sums up what he just said.
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LMAO....well done see4!!!! Glad you cleared that up for all the kiddos!!
 
slightlytoasted

slightlytoasted

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see4 said:
Allow me to translate.

Well then madam, allow me to retort... I will provide you with a plethora of sexual positions, including but not limited to the following; engage in oral sex, immediately followed by licking of your anus, after you have become excited, I would get on top of you and wrap a belt around your neck and while choking you ever so slightly I will penetrate your vagina with my penis, or possibly I would have you get on your hands and knees and I would penetrate your vagina from behind while reaching around and grabbing your breasts. After that, I would have my three friends come over with a box of condoms and some ice cubes and we would all have sexual intercourse with you, either at the same time or one immediately after the other. We suggest you use the ice to bring down the swelling, as we suspect your vagina will be throbbing.

That about sums up what he just said.
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Bear Country said:
LMAO....well done see4!!!! Glad you cleared that up for all the kiddos!!
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Very informative.
You should have your own PBS special.
 
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