Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Orithil]

Im 33 too and I just saw a grey hair hiding on the side of my head, I ripped that shit out. It didnt bother me though..I think Ill freak if I ever see a grey pube though.

I don't bother ripping them out, I don't give a shit. Let my hair turn white, grey, whatever it wants. The only correction I'll make is if I start going bald, I'll just shave it off. I'm not gonna be all Hulk Hogan-ing the shit, you know what I mean?

 

[FresnoFarmer]

I look like 6'5 18 year old lol. I think my hair is thinning on the sides from wearing hats too much though.

 

[Orithil]

I look like 6'5 18 year old lol. I think my hair is thinning on the sides from wearing hats too much though.

I was always told wearing hats will make you go bald, but you know...I'm a redneck with long hair, it's just cultural instinct to wear a hat.

 

[mysunnyboy]

hair?

 

[Padawanbater2]

I've been balding since 19, though it's seem to have plateaued for now, I've got that sort of Jude Law type of hairline, just not as pronounced as his, and I keep my hair short anyway so it looks relatively natural

 

[FresnoFarmer]

hair?

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LMFAO...DEAD @ that first bitch

 

[FresnoFarmer]

I've been balding since 19, though it's seem to have plateaued for now, I've got that sort of Jude Law type of hairline, just not as pronounced as his, and I keep my hair short anyway so it looks relatively natural

Oh God!! That is the exact type of thing I think is starting. :0(

 

[Orithil]

hair?

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Hairstyles for those who can't be bothered with a brush. Wake up, run a hand through it and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm weird in this way, too. I wash my hair when it feels dirty, but outside of shampoo and water, I don't use anything on my hair. Conditioner makes it feel greasy, gels and hairsprays I find disgusting, hell I don't even blow dry my hair.

 

[Padawanbater2]

I dig a short hair cut actually, I haven't 'brushed' my hair in 5 years and I'm instantly dry when I dry off after a shower, my beard takes longer to dry and it's annoying as fuck!

I remember when I was 15 I used to tease the shit out of my dad because he was going bald, a decade later, the curse 30 years earlier than him!

 

[mysunnyboy]

i think i would shave my head before i let it look like uncle ted's hairy ass

 

[Orithil]

Some people can pull off short hair, I don't think I can. I have a square-ish head, I think I look wrong with short hair. Or maybe it's that cultural instinct thing again, my dad's redneck ass had long hair, my brother had long hair, all my uncles had long hair, and all but one of the male cousins had long hair. It's pretty amazing the habits and personal identity you gain from being raised in a certain way.

I find cultural instinct to be highly interesting as a topic, sorry if it bugs you.

Edit : Holy crap, it's going to be a whopping 43°F today! HEAT WAVE!! WOOOOOO!

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Some people can pull off short hair, I don't think I can. I have a square-ish head, I think I look wrong with short hair. Or maybe it's that cultural instinct thing again, my dad's redneck ass had long hair, my brother had long hair, all my uncles had long hair, and all but one of the male cousins had long hair. It's pretty amazing the habits and personal identity you gain from being raised in a certain way.

I find cultural instinct to be highly interesting as a topic, sorry if it bugs you.

Edit : Holy crap, it's going to be a whopping 43°F today! HEAT WAVE!! WOOOOOO!

Haha it already hit 80F here. Where I'm from very few have long hair and if they do, they keep it braided. Hair gives guys something to grab onto when losing a fight. Not gonna lie, I snatched a few people up by the dreads before while getting jumped lol. If I'm going down somebody's coming with me lol.

 

[Orithil]

Haha it already hit 80F here. Where I'm from very few have long hair and if they do, they keep it braided. Hair gives guys something to grab onto when losing a fight. Not gonna lie, I snatched a few people up by the dreads before while getting jumped lol. If I'm going down somebody's coming with me lol.

I've had guys grab my hair in fights before, what people don't realize is with a redneck, 9 times out of ten grabbing his hair is just going to piss him off more. I'm not tender-headed, you grab a handful and rip it out, fine..but it's coming out of your ass. XD

 

[FresnoFarmer]

I've had guys grab my hair in fights before, what people don't realize is with a redneck, 9 times out of ten grabbing his hair is just going to piss him off more. I'm not tender-headed, you grab a handful and rip it out, fine..but it's coming out of your ass. XD

Haha. I seen a few dudes dreads get ripped out. I had to let one guy know they were missing lmao. Yeah, the pulling hair thing for me is more for getting their face in a "knockout position", exposing the jaw. The natural thing dudes do when losing a fight is try to grab for something and if hair is there, well then there ya go lol. I had one dude try to grab my shirt when I was shirtless lmao. It was comical. He lost the fight, even though it was 15 mins after dude and his homeboys jumped me.

 

[Orithil]

Haha. I seen a few dudes dreads get ripped out. I had to let one guy know they were missing lmao. Yeah, the pulling hair thing for me is more for getting their face in a "knockout position", exposing the jaw. The natural thing dudes do when losing a fight is try to grab for something and if hair is there, well then there ya go lol. I had one dude try to grab my shirt when I was shirtless lmao. It was comical. He lost the fight, even though it was 15 mins after dude and his homeboys jumped me.

Yeah, I understand. I hear the term "fair fight" and just laugh my ass off. I'm a redneck who was raised by an old school redneck, if I get in a fight, I'm not fighting to prove a point or be tough, I'm fighting for survival. I'll grab whatever's around, kick, bite, what-the-fuck-ever it takes to not be the one going down.

 

[Kodank Moment]

Yeah, I understand. I hear the term "fair fight" and just laugh my ass off. I'm a redneck who was raised by an old school redneck, if I get in a fight, I'm not fighting to prove a point or be tough, I'm fighting for survival. I'll grab whatever's around, kick, bite, what-the-fuck-ever it takes to not be the one going down.

I agree, sir. No rules to surviving. If your whoopin my as, which is unlikely, I will hit you with a rock or a high heel to an ear drum. Doesn't matter. I will be going home that night, not you.

 

[Orithil]

But all that said I avoid fighting for that very reason. You get all these younger guys thinking fighting is some sort of noble endeavor to prove one's manliness. No, junior, fighting is a way you stop someone else from killing you. I happen to think the best way to do that is either kill or cripple them. If you're looking for a noble endeavor, start working with the homeless or be a big brother/big sister, fighting is a survival skill, not a status enhancer.


EDIT : And swimming isn't a sport, it's a way to not fucking drown.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Lmao some guy told me he punched me in the face because he "didn't think you fought THAT good" lol. Wtf do you expect? What would YOU do if punched in the face out of nowhere during a smoke session. I ended up breaking my knuckle over his dome. His buddies had to pull me off. One thing I REALLY hate is being "snaked". If you want to fight me at least tell me first. I hate being sucker punched. Pisses me off more.

 

[Orithil]

Another advantage of being a redneck living in the north, these people have heard stories about how rednecks fight, and I can't seem to even start one up here. I tried when I was 17, and my buddy was like Yeah, fight this dude from Arkansas and the other guy stopped dead in his tracks, he wanted no part of it after finding out where I was from.

I don't know why, though...just because we fist fight our own family as a fun past-time is no reason to be scared, is it?

Edit: I still remember me and my cousin Kenny going down to the junk yard and punching out car windows to toughen our knuckles for family reunions. Ahhh, the good old days.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Another advantage of being a redneck living in the north, these people have heard stories about how rednecks fight, and I can't seem to even start one up here. I tried when I was 17, and my buddy was like Yeah, fight this dude from Arkansas and the other guy stopped dead in his tracks, he wanted no part of it after finding out where I was from.

I don't know why, though...just because we fist fight our own family as a fun past-time is no reason to be scared, is it?

Edit: I still remember me and my cousin Kenny going down to the junk yard and punching out car windows to toughen our knuckles for family reunions. Ahhh, the good old days.

In my neighborhood we used to punch trees and kick them with our shins(grew up around Asians). A fight between two people from my neighborhood was better than the MMA, literally lol. We all used to spar for fun, but when a real HEATED fight broke out, ahhhhh shit everybody was there lol. I guess it's that country boy shit, we were pretty damn bored lol. When I moved down to L.A. I met a few guys that punched street light poles to toughen up their knuckles. I would have hated to fight them lol. Their knuckles looked like pure calluses from index to pinky lol.