Drug test need help!

[reppinnikes]

so i got hired at a bank and i have to take a drug test. i smoke about 2 grams a day.. best options? last time i smoked was last night & i found out today that i had to have a drug screening. i have to call in 2 days to set up an appt so im guessing i will have to take it like friday? anyways its not enough time to flush it all out of my system.. right? ive just been drinking hella water.. heard some stuff about cranberry juice and pineapple juice.. will do that.. but what about the drinks? any experience/advice?? please help me out guys!! thanks!!

p.s. this is such a bitch to have to stop smoking for this test! ha!

 

[Johnnyorganic]

You have time. Drink as much water as you can between now and then. On the day of the test, piss at home as many times as you can then fill up with water and a vitamin supplement which will make your wee wee a darker shade of yellow for the test. When you test, piss a little first and then capture the sample in mid-stream.

 

[Dirtyboy]

You have time. Drink as much water as you can between now and then. On the day of the test, piss at home as many times as you can then fill up with water and a vitamin supplement which will make your wee wee a darker shade of yellow for the test. When you test, piss a little first and then capture the sample in mid-stream.

That is the best advice i think i have heard on the subject. The only thing i must say is the vitamins will also make the test not come back diluted. You probably forgot that but i got your back.

 

[mstrymxer]

let us know how it goes

 

[korvette1977]

also tell them you take over the counter meds for your sinus's.. those drugs show a False Positive on urine test's

 

[magic]

charcoal (carbon) doesn't just work to filter the stench in the air of your grow room... crush some up or mix it in a blender with water. It will help detoxify your body quicker than drinking jugs of water. I would recommend mixing in some kool-aid or gatoride however, since the taste isn't superb

 

[reppinnikes]

thanks for all the adivce so far guys!! just hope all goes well : ) ill keep you guys posted on what happens!! this is just a pain in the ass though.. i have to stop smoking for a few days just to pass a dumb test.. weed should sooooo just be legal! cant wait to smoke one of these again !! haha...

 

[korvette1977]

thanks for all the adivce so far guys!! just hope all goes well : ) ill keep you guys posted on what happens!! this is just a pain in the ass though.. i have to stop smoking for a few days just to pass a dumb test.. weed should sooooo just be legal! cant wait to smoke one of these again !! haha...

I'M smoking a fatty in your honor .... Cheers

 

[smartbadguy]

I'M smoking a fatty in your honor .... Cheers

hell ya!

 

[ThunderLips]

hey bro, Ill be honest with you. I have never passed a piss test on my own in less than 3 weeks of staying clean, no matter what I take. Ive used things that clear your sytem in an hour, a day, a week w/e I say fuck the stress this is what I have been using for the past 2 years.


Quick Fix
DetoxCleanFree.com

 

[Skee08]

https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/66249-drug-test-expieriances.html Go to that link i got alot of useful advice and stories when i was in a similar situation

 

[ivintheterrible]

depends on your weight and metabolism, im on probation and smoked 6 days before my test and passed, drank tons of water and cranberry juice. fuck the color of your piss i pissed water and they didnt say shit, plus if you do take a detox and you show inconclusive results 80 percent of places wont retest you and youll pass. dont worry

 

[Golden Ray]

Johnny Organic you have sound advice, I have passed many PT by peeing out as much as I can, even when I was about to go into building to test if I had to pee I went to other building peed there then went to my test and passed, but so clear was the P. I know now to take Vitamins, Thanks..

 

[Pdiddy]

spend a lot of time in the sauna and drink tons of water. if u have low body fat u should be fine

 

[raidercelticfan]

if you smoke everyday like me and need 2 pass a test have a friend who dont do any drugs piss in a cup 4 you go buy a whizzanator and warmer you want it at 98.6 put it on go test and use it dont be scared they dont look, they check 2 see if its fake pee and check the temp, dont listen 2 that bullshit about flushin just use some1 elses pee

 

[Skee08]

yeah cause everyone likes handling your buddies pee. Sorry but ive been through it alot and theres much better ways than grabbing a friends stink fluid

 

[bluntmaster9]

i was told that if you know at least 24 hrs. in advance you can pass a test. ------ dont eat ANYTHING or drink ANYTHING OTHER THAN water for 24 hours and you should be fine. THC sticks to lipids in the body therefore a fatter person holds THC longer than a skinnier, in shape person... and the reason for not eating is if there is no new lipids in the body then there is nothing more for the thc to stick to. ----- i dont know if that is true or not. some one i know claims it works and uses it for his probation.

 

[BlessAmerica]

Okay,

Everyone touched up on all the important parts. Some things are fake....

THC does stick to lipids. So unless you do a shit-ton of running your not going to get it out of your system, all you can do is mask it. I had to take a test, had 3 days notice. I did a ton of research, this was the same time my friend failed two drug tests within two weeks before.
(Shouldn't smoke when job hunting but thats my opinion)

When you find out that you have to take a test, don't smoke. Eat lean foods to prevent any residual THC in blood stream to bond to new fat cells. Drink as much water as possible per day (+1 gallons). Now for the important part.

When they test your urine they are testing (besides drugs) for 1) creatin (possible misspelling, its not the muscle building stuff, its pronounced kre-at-un); and 2) color. If your piss is yellow but nothing else, then they know you took vitamin B12 to make your pee yellow. Creatin is a natural hormon your body produces, and clear pee is a "flag" that you drank alot of water for some reason. Thus you want yellow creatin filled piss.

The "detox" products you buy at headshops are not detoxifying you. All they do is provide a two hour window in which they mask the ton of water your peeing. It is basically creatin and B12 that has been flavored.

***** Day of test: Drink ALOT of water. Make sure you pee several times in the morning before taking the test!!! Many times they will schedule you for ~8 a.m. because your morning pee is has the highest concentration. Take the "mask" as directed (usually 45 minutes before). As someone earlier mentioned, take the sample from mid-stream!


GOOD LUCK! Let us know what happend!

 

[mrXgreenthumbX]

you guys might think its crazy, but the day after a smoke 5 grams with a friend i had a test.
i put bleach in an eye dropper and when i pee'd squirted about 8 drops in it.
it worked for me.
but that was a cheap ass at home $15 test

goodluck man

 

[homerdog]

Dude, don't risk it get some quickfix ($30-40)from a local head shop (their website lists local dealers). Pick up another heat pack from walmart, it only comes with 1 and mine was barley warm enough with only one inside my big ass hiking socks against my leg. If you fail once some of the companies report that failure when you are applying to later jobs, if they use the same company.