NO! ONLY ICE CREAM FOR YOU!
Sorry... if I had it, I would probably have smoked it. Gently.
There was this one time I went riding on my dad's quad (his racing quad!) out in the desert. And I got all excited because, for the first time ever, I grew enough balls to get into 3rd gear. Hey, the ground moves fast. So, it's about high noon, ok, shortest shadows of the day, and I'm whippin' along GROOVIN'. YEAH! I love this riding quads fast!
![Very Happy :D :D](/styles/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
Yee haw!
And
then.. and then.. then I hit a small washed out spot on the dirt road. There's been a lot of rain that winter, and part of why it was so great that day was because everything was blooming and it wasn't so bloody hot.
So, it's high noon and everything's blooming and it's nice out and I don't see this whoop-dee, until I'm right on it. WHAMABAM! KAthunk. I end up hanging over the handlebars from my hips, still holding on, got my thumb on the throttle but I sure as hell can't shift into neutral. I turn my head side-to-side and watch those knobbly front wheels turning inches from my face and I realize, "I'm fucked." Time to bail, girl. EAT SHIT BLAM! I fucking ate SHIT. I wish to HELL someone had videotaped it, because I'm sure that all my parts flew outward, legs akimbo and everything.
![Laughing :lol: :lol:](/styles/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
(When I eat shit, I eat grand shit)
I PLOWED into the dirt, helmet flew off, all kinds of shit gets into every part of me, down my clothes, and I got ROLLED by that fucking quad. Good. I
hurt, my legs, my arms, across my back where I think the tires went over me. And I'm spitting out gravel and dirt.
It's about that time I start checking myself out, and while I'm trying to examine my body I'm feeling around my mouth with my tongue when all of a sudden FUCKING FUCK! I KNOCKED OUT A MOLAR!
![Shocked :shock: :shock:](/styles/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
I couldn't believe it, so I start looking for the molar in the pile of rocks I'd been spitting out. After several minutes searching, I realized, "Oh yeah...
![Laughing :lol: :lol:](/styles/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
I had that tooth removed the other day... "