greenswag
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Like. Even if im inside, sometimes ill go outside just to pee lol. Something about it makes it so much more enjoyable.
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see4
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It's the worst when you get done busting a nut and the girl keeps going and you're like, "yo yo... chill, im about to fucking piss.." especially when they are giving dome. i dont know how many fucking times i had a girl finish me off then keep going... i seriously about pissed in her fucking mouth..
is that the 'peeing inside' you guys are talking about?
FresnoFarmer
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Lmao. Same here. I think it is because it is so easy. don't have to lift the toilet sit or flush. Just piss, shake, and go lol. When I am working in the yard I piss in my compost pile. I noticed it composts at a faster rate than when I didn't piss on it. When the aloe vera plant looks like it could use some Nitrogen, fuck it, piss on it. btw, my wife hates me for it lol
FresnoFarmer
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ROLF. Dead......I have had that feeling haha. It just ended up being a gallon load. I thought I really did piss in her mouth tho lol.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Now in the 21st century its time we stand up and realize that we should not allow ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze. We should not submit to dehumanization. I dont know about you but im concerned with he structure. Im concerned with the systems of control. Those that control my life and those that seek to control it even more. I want freedom. Thats what i want. And thats what you should want.
RainbowBrite86
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Heh. I had no idea it caused a need to piss sensation. I've always been told it tickles... I usually smile and keep going til they can't stand it lol. Now...I think...I will refrain from doing that...
Indagrow
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What is it in a males brain that makes us not want to be around whatever just got us off... Like oh I gotta piss and stand in the bathroom for like five mins planning my escape.. Or the porn that had you going is suddenly gross and your like that girl has a father she could do better in life when five mins before you wanted her to do whatever melts your butter
EDIT: honest follow up question.. Carne do you feel the same?
EDIT: honest follow up question.. Carne do you feel the same?
RainbowBrite86
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View attachment 2585727Just sharing lol
greenswag
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Oh thank god, i thought it was just me that felt that way.
RainbowBrite86
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You're really not. I'm the girl that wants to be left alone after, and for some reason, I always attract those super needy guys that just haaaaaang on you. Blah. I like to just shower, smoke, and listen to my music afterwards. Or whatever the hell else I wanna do. What I *don't* want to do is be clobbered by a sweaty guy who can't keep his hands out of my hair. (Hello! Wash those! Yes?) I mean, I like sex itself to be just absolutely nasty, sweaty, dirty stuff. But for fuck's sakes that doesn't mean I want to LAY in it afterwards.
greenswag
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I think I'm in love
Indagrow
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I HAVE to wash my hands at the very least right after isn't it just the strangest thing in the moment you don't realize the smell of sex but leave the room for a second and bam!
RainbowBrite86
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Oh I knooooow lol. Ever had to get that smell out of the room fast? Not that easy...(Damnit! Company is gonna be here in like two minutes and this house smells like sex!!!!) Sex, btw, smells like ass and pussy.
RainbowBrite86
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I said ass...I just didn't break him down into specific parts...(lol jk yes dick and balls too)
greenswag
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Omnipotent carniverous elephants attacking Nigeria.
Is what I just attempted to say is the meaning of the acronym ocean for the big five in personalities in psychology. Then went off on a tangent about introverts and extroverts in a fleeting attempt for at least some points. I'm feeling a b if I made him laugh. C if not, I even referenced some of the notes involving ocean and gave as much info as I could remember, and even drew some pictures that he had on the board when he taught, but was honest and said I have no fucking clue what it means.
Is what I just attempted to say is the meaning of the acronym ocean for the big five in personalities in psychology. Then went off on a tangent about introverts and extroverts in a fleeting attempt for at least some points. I'm feeling a b if I made him laugh. C if not, I even referenced some of the notes involving ocean and gave as much info as I could remember, and even drew some pictures that he had on the board when he taught, but was honest and said I have no fucking clue what it means.
dirtsurfr
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A real woman would lick all that nasty stuff my balls so I don't stink like her crotch.
see4
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I just fucking gaged.