shadowweed
New Member
shiiiiiiiittttttt i get to sonic and its closed due to repairs
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shadowweed
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not yet neosapeuin
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
What cops have you been talking to? Most cops I've ran into get off on being dicks.
I hate those cops, but being rude to cops in general is pretty dumb.
Oh and another reason people don't like cops, is because they became a cop knowing they'd have to make an arrest over something as dumb as smoking a plant at some point in their career. So sure they didn't come up with the laws, but by becoming a cop, they back and enforce the law no matter what..
BarnBuster
Virtually Unknown Member
I've only had to call 911 twice in my life. The cops were there in less than 5 minutes. One time probably saved my life. I was glad I wasn't in Mexico City or Moscow.
ClaytonBigsby
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Holy Fuuuuck! guys, I jus drank 2 gallons of Everclear, smoked a 1/4 lb of Kush, fingered a nun at the produce isle, slapped a copper with nine inches a limp dick when he asked for ID, then went to A&W, but they were closed, cause they suck, so I pulled my pants down and sprayed their windows with diarrhia for 15 minutes. Then I went home and there was three bitches I've never seen fighting for who gets to fuck me first. I had to pop off a quick 30 rds from my fully auto Glock to get them to calm down. Took em in and destroyed that shit. They were crying for me to marry them before I literally kicked them out. Lost a boot in one of their asses. Crazy bitches. Wahtup yo!!!!
Figong
Well-Known Member
Was the nun one of the 3 bitches waiting?
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
I hear bigsby only gives the D to a bitch once.. so doubt the nun got seconds
Figong
Well-Known Member
Ah ha, but the nun only got a fingering.. so figured that wouldn't really qualify as anything other than a check of how dry it was, and what type of produce he should buy for the fruit banging after he threw her in some rope bondage.
hereshegrows
Well-Known Member
I just took this picture...just now looking out my window, all I did was put on FB that I was home tonight with nothing to do and they just starting coming! Ohhh, what a night it's going to be!
Figong
Well-Known Member
Coolermobiles are the bomb, hope they bring something import in the way of booze though.
hereshegrows
Well-Known Member
Oh, I got to get me one of those...but here's how I'm going to ride it! lol
Figong
Well-Known Member
Oh, I could think of a few other ways you could ride it.. and if you want to order one .. here's a link, tis a gas powered model
http://www.saferwholesale.com/49cc-Four-Stroke-Gas-Powered-Scooter-Cooler-p/pcf-142f.htm?utm_source=pricegrabber&utm_medium=versafeed&utm_term=pcf+142f&utm_content=49cc+four&utm_campaign=sporting+goods+bicycles+scooters+scooters&Click=24688
ClaytonBigsby
Well-Known Member
Fuuuuuck! I'm puttin an ad on Craigslist. I want my boot back! Goddamn thing was dinasaur skin. I paid $250k for that pair o boots. Bitches be trippin yo! AND she better not a stained it or I'll make her give me a rusty trombone after a I eat a 24 pack of dorito tacos at the bell, with hot sauce. and tow hobeneros. mf!
Figong
Well-Known Member
roflmao @ rusty trombone... +rep for that one.
ClaytonBigsby
Well-Known Member
What? Nothing for the dinosaur skin boots?
Brassinosteroid
Active Member
Krondizzel is back. How y'all doooooin?
slowbus
New Member
IDK which one would be more fun to ride.Thats all I'm sayin"
ClaytonBigsby
Well-Known Member
Padawanbater2
Well-Known Member
What'd you get banned for?
RyanTheRhino
Well-Known Member
Are they water proof