Random Jibber Jabber Thread

you should just start showing up. and be like, "oh i thought you needed me today... well since im already here.."
I tried that at the bar, they said I couldn't serve myself though. Something about being an actual employee, insurance and police showing up. I don't know, they really didn't have a great benefit package anyway....
 
How realistic do you think the plot to the movie "A good old fashioned orgy" is? A group of friends get together and decide to have an orgy as a final party before the party house gets sold.


 
oohhh, a local, that explains why you're so cool.

bc girls are the BEST (and humble too! :oops:)

Oh my gosh! I didn't know you were from my parts...do you like smoked salmon? I'm putting smoked salmon and apple in my potato salad tonight...cuz that's the way west coast girls roll...
 
I had a great first day at my new job, I'm still waiting to do my drug test so I can smoke the rest of that dark star I harvested. bongsmilie
 
Oh my gosh! I didn't know you were from my parts...do you like smoked salmon? I'm doing putting smoked salmon and apple in my potato salad tonight...cuz that's the way west coast girls roll...

damn straight! i make my own 'indian candy' but haven't had the wind-dried variety in *ages* (gawd i miss the island).
i've forcibly converted mr kitty to the fruit in salad brigade.... he still looks at me funneh sometimes ("babe, you know i love raspberries but are you sure they'll go ok with balsamic dressing?" "shut up and eat it, dumdum.")
 
yall check this out i just ate two familyy sized boxes of frosted flakes with milk and im still hungry omg thank god i have a high as fuck metabolism i smoked three-fourths of a ounce of northern lights to get this way im working on the last fourth of an ounce holy shit im stoked to the max
 
yall check this out i just ate two familyy sized boxes of frosted flakes with milk and im still hungry omg thank god i have a high as fuck metabolism i smoked three-fourths of a ounce of northern lights to get this way im working on the last fourth of an ounce holy shit im stoked to the max

that's grrrrrrrrreat to hear.
 
yall check this out i just ate two familyy sized boxes of frosted flakes with milk and im still hungry omg thank god i have a high as fuck metabolism i smoked three-fourths of a ounce of northern lights to get this way im working on the last fourth of an ounce holy shit im stoked to the max

You need to step up your game, you haven't mentioned 2 pounds of skittles, 19 eggs and 2 bags of waffles yet.
 
yall check this out i just ate two familyy sized boxes of frosted flakes with milk and im still hungry omg thank god i have a high as fuck metabolism i smoked three-fourths of a ounce of northern lights to get this way im working on the last fourth of an ounce holy shit im stoked to the max

kids-say-the-darndest-things.jpg............
 
im working on clearing out my whole damn pantry .......i think ima go get my stash of starburst jellybeans ....about ten pounds.....then some poptarts....then whatever else i find.....yes i save up on jellybeans for times like this
 
Hey guys, just wanted to mention this thread is coming up to the 200th page (with the 40 posts per page option).

Just thought that was cool and deserving of a loaded bowl. Thanks for the laughs :clap:
 
Hey guys, just wanted to mention this thread is coming up to the 200th page (with the 40 posts per page option).

Just thought that was cool and deserving of a loaded bowl. Thanks for the laughs :clap:

Damn, Trolling must be rolling in the dough. He get's a dollar every time the post count goes up in this thread.
 
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