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Winter Woman

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"George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.


While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.


Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.


Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.


When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.


The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."


 

kinetic

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"George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.


While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.


Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.


Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.


When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.


The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Must be hell is record stock indexes on the Doj and we're actually adding jobs instead of hemorraging them. huh. The most angry of people are the Bigots in this country, so there's always that as proof as well.
 

silasraven

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give it a week and the dow will sink like it always does. i watch the stock market you fool.

  • Dow 14,452.06
    (-0.43 %)
    -62.05

  • Nasdaq 3,237.59
    (-0.35 %)
    -11.48

  • Sinking hmmmmmm
 

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
Must be hell is record stock indexes on the Doj and we're actually adding jobs instead of hemorraging them. huh. The most angry of people are the Bigots in this country, so there's always that as proof as well.
Gee, what a sore winner you are. Let's see how you feel after mid-terms you might not be able to even speak. Oh and it sounds to me like you are the angry one.
 
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