Skunk living under my porch!

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I consider that a kill a necessity , unless one likes living in filth .. Now if you enjoy smashing them individually I would seek Physiological help
I decided against cracking wise in response. I note that some folks hold to "all life is precious" as a moral principle. The doctrine and practices of India's Jain religion show this idea taken to a practical extreme. I choose otherwise. I don't hold with the idea that killing another life form is inherently evil. i am an unrepentant carnivore, for example.

that does not mean that i enjoy or condone making any critter suffer. cn
 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member
Still waiting on titties to hit my in box...
I just yot home and on my phone let chill for a bit and I'll post some solutions, moth balls is one of them.
SH420
 

Jimmyjonestoo

Well-Known Member
Im sorry but piling rocks or throwing blankets over the hole wont do anything. It obviously likes it under the deck and will only dig another hole. Unless the op wants to trap and relocate it ( which can in fact be easily done without being sprayed) then the thing must die. Fuck a red ryder. A high power pellet gun will kill it quickly and painlessly.
 

Eclypse

Active Member
Plug the hole at night (make sure you use something dark) place a trap on top of where the hole is... Wait for it to come back and scare the shit out if him right into the cage. Im assuming it would run to where the hole was. Just an idea.

if all else fails pour gasoline in to the hole and toss in a match!
and yea obviously joking on that ^
 

PurpleBuz

Well-Known Member
Surely you can hit a skunk sized object with a BB gun from 15+ ft away.
with a decent pellet gun I dropped a stray dog from around 80 feet. Lucky shot since the pellet hit right between the eyes and penetrated the skull. Must have found a soft spot.
 

ASMALLVOICE

Well-Known Member
I have the cureall for any vermin that try to occupy the wrong place. It is totally suppressed and works without fail on anything up to coyote sized game. Quiet and lethal.

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Peace

Asmallvoice
 

Blue Wizard

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Buy a raccoon trap from the feed store/tractor supply, put it inside a large trash bag so that just the entrance to the trap is exposed. Then bait it with cat food and wait.


You won't get sprayed with the trash bag covering 90% of the trap if you hold it right. I've had to do this a few times and I've never been sprayed.
 

mysunnyboy

Well-Known Member
been sprayed twice, most god awful smell there is. more of a chemical smell then putrid. to this day i still can't drink tomato juice. :eyesmoke:
 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member
ok so you go some good sound advise and some bad advise... I really like the idea of feeding it and calling it flower
go and get some critter ridder, you can find it at any hardware store or even at target... and it actually works...
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if you can find the granular stuff rather than the spray you'll be better off....
that stuff is like tear gas...
the idea of waiting for it to exit (at night) and covering the hole, is a good idea but if you have multiple and they don't all come out... well you get the picture.
You can call pest control and have them come out but yes they will have to kill it as well as it is not legal to relocate pest... at least not in Ca.
some one already posted a good skunk trap but I would not open it and let it just walk out... I would drown it, but that is just me (fuck getting sprayed)

so in conclusion... ha jk... get the critter ridder and you'll be fine
hope this helps
good luck stay high
SH420
 

slowbus

New Member
been sprayed twice, most god awful smell there is. more of a chemical smell then putrid. to this day i still can't drink tomato juice. :eyesmoke:

i got sprayed so many times as a kid.LOL.My dogs would chase 'em.Now There are no skunks or snakes where I'm at
 
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