PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

neosapien

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They put my wife on the pitocin but every time she got a strong contraction the baby's heart rate would drop so they decided to not fuck around and cut the little one out. All was well in the end. But she too went into it thinking au naturale.

Also after the birth when your titties are all hanging out feeding the little bugger, nurses and room service will give a quick knock and then just waltz right in. If I had to guess I'd say 15 different people saw my wife's naughty bits those 3 days.
 

DST

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I had an epidural/regional anesthetic when I went for my last knee operation. I was awake for the whole OP and watched it on a screen as they hacked bits of my ligaments off in my arthritic knee. It was quite freaky watching the surgeon having this thing slung over his shoulder, I was thinking, wtf is that? Then I noticed the "thing" had a sock bag on the end, and it was actually my leg, lol. I couldn't feel a thing and when I was in the recovery room I spent most of the time hoping that the feeling would come back to my meat and two veg. I guess when a woman has this she can't feel anything either? Must be pretty freaky as well. They are not keen on giving epidurals in The Netherlands (edit, for prenancies). In fact, you go to the Docs with a broken leg they'll give you some aspirin an tell you to man up:)
 

slightlytoasted

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I have about 11 weeks left if she comes on time.

Incase you didnt see it.
WOW! Congrats Flaming!!! New babies are always exciting. My wife and i just had our first little monster 6 months ago, and what a bundle of joy! Can you guess which one is ours??:wink:

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Nah!! Just kidding i dont do black chicks. :-P
But seriously, nothing but prayers for you for a healthy and speedy delivery!

P.S. my wife would like to rub it in to all the ladies on RIU that her labor & delivery only took 4 hrs! haha
 
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DST

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My mate delivered his first baby in the toilet at home, lol. His wife (sadly passed away now). They were heading off to the ozzy and she said, I need the toilet, went for a pee and was like, ffs, the babies head is coming out. He got onto the midwife and she took him through it over the phone. They got into the national papers, hehe.

4 hrs sounds manageable!
 

lahadaextranjera

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My mate delivered his first baby in the toilet at home, lol. His wife (sadly passed away now). They were heading off to the ozzy and she said, I need the toilet, went for a pee and was like, ffs, the babies head is coming out. He got onto the midwife and she took him through it over the phone. They got into the national papers, hehe.

4 hrs sounds manageable!
The wife died? Not in childbirth though? Tragic! I've had a few friends do home births and one water birth.
 

Ninjabowler

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It's nice and quiet, our own little clearing in the woods. Very peaceful but a lot of hard work.
Hard work keeps you young and strong and it teaches the kids great life lessons. I miss the country every day, peace and quiet are under rated :)
 

gioua

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I'm not worried about people seeing my tittie. As far as I am concerned they are as naughty as a baby bottle or pacifier.
I recently got over my desire to check out boobs when spending a week+ helping my grandMIL out.. I have noticed the ceilings need lotsa work where ever I go now tho...
 

gioua

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dug up some of our "country living" we lived in a cult a sac had about 20 houses in the area..

this was back in 2000's and I was not using MMJ then.. but loved gardening



these were some raised beds I worked on for veggies









Dug a nice ass koi pond and 3 weeks later the F^#$&%&(*$%*&^$(#@ septic tank lines burst.. 3k later the yard was destroyed.





my water boy..



the above was the photo I wanted from my son.. I told him.. raise the flower to your nose like your smelling it.. this is what he did

 
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