PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

Flaming Pie

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When i have sex for an hour i feel like im going to have a heart attack. Im sweatin and cant breath and then i walk with a limp for half the day. I wish i was still a young buck but that ship has sailed. Just get her chocolates next time your going out to the grow store, youll thank me later, girls like suprises :):):)
My husband gets too sweaty if he is doing all the work for the hour. So I do what needs to be done to keep from getting sweat on. =P

Lol, my hubby got a cramp in his hamstring last week and couldnt crawl across the bed, so I told him to one legged hop his ass over. He did it, it was funny.
 

Flaming Pie

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I can't wait to be able to enjoy sex again tho.

I am so self conscious all the time that I can't feel good. Doesn't matter how into my body he is. And my left hip and glute cramps like every day. hurts like hell.
 

Dr. Greenhorn

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My husband gets too sweaty if he is doing all the work for the hour. So I do what needs to be done to keep from getting sweat on. =P

Lol, my hubby got a cramp in his hamstring last week and couldnt crawl across the bed, so I told him to one legged hop his ass over. He did it, it was funny.
hamstring cramps are the worse. I had a few hamstring cramps happen right when I was gonna nut. some funny shit.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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hamstring cramps are the worse. I had a few hamstring cramps happen right when I was gonna nut. some funny shit.
I think the two are closely related. Anyone else ever at the gym doing hamstring curls on a machine you lay down on, and feel like your going to blow in lower weight, higher rep workouts?
 

Dr. Greenhorn

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I think the two are closely related. Anyone else ever at the gym doing hamstring curls on a machine you lay down on, and feel like your going to blow in lower weight, higher rep workouts?
dude, that always happens to me. I think I need to drink more water or something, lol not blowing a load on a machine, but cramping up when I do hamstring curls
^ ew

I will never hang out on that side of the gym. Someone might bust a nut as I walk by.
:lol:
 

Ninjabowler

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My husband gets too sweaty if he is doing all the work for the hour. So I do what needs to be done to keep from getting sweat on. =P

Lol, my hubby got a cramp in his hamstring last week and couldnt crawl across the bed, so I told him to one legged hop his ass over. He did it, it was funny.
That is the most annoying cramp evaar! It always hits at the worst time and ruins the moment :(
I can't wait to be able to enjoy sex again tho.

I am so self conscious all the time that I can't feel good. Doesn't matter how into my body he is. And my left hip and glute cramps like every day. hurts like hell.
dont be self conscious silly, i have been in his position and when a woman is having your baby she becomes the most beautiful thing in the entire world in your eyes. Its hard because even if you tell them that they have a million hormones flying through their brain that can drive them crazy. My ex just up and left me a month after she gave birth because she figured wed be broke living on the streets in six months...then i bought a house...cash. Women, IDK ??? ;)
 

Flaming Pie

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That is the most annoying cramp evaar! It always hits at the worst time and ruins the moment :(
dont be self conscious silly, i have been in his position and when a woman is having your baby she becomes the most beautiful thing in the entire world in your eyes. Its hard because even if you tell them that they have a million hormones flying through their brain that can drive them crazy. My ex just up and left me a month after she gave birth because she figured wed be broke living on the streets in six months...then i bought a house...cash. Women, IDK ??? ;)
Da fuq?

Was she having serious post partum or something? That sounds straight up psychotic.
 

Ninjabowler

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Me in Paris at the Lovre about five years back, i brought that cowboy hat from redneckistan and nobody in France had ever seen one before. I kept getting "oh bon chapeau" (nice hat) every where i went. Once while i was walking down the street a reporter at a anti propaganda rally grabbed onto it and shoved a video camera in my face saying i had propaganda on my hat (budweiser, wrangler patch and some others) so i grabbed him by the throat and told him to let my fekin hat go if he didnt want to meet my fist up close. I bet i made the news that night....Crazy cowboys lol :):):)
 

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Ninjabowler

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Da fuq?

Was she having serious post partum or something? That sounds straight up psychotic.
Yes unfortunately very post partum and yes it was psychotic. I was working 16 hr days and it got to her. She regrets it now and wants to fix it but i cant find the same feelings i had for her anymore, she flipped my life upside down. Life goes on :):):)
 

Flaming Pie

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Yes unfortunately very post partum and yes it was psychotic. I was working 16 hr days and it got to her. She regrets it now and wants to fix it but i cant find the same feelings i had for her anymore, she flipped my life upside down. Life goes on :):):)
Well if it really was post partum, you should take it easy on her. Shit happens.

People with pre-existing conditions might be more prone to postpartum. My cousin was bipolar and after childbirth she regressed really bad. Almost ended her marriage. They are still together, but she gained like 60 lbs from the drugs they gave her and now he doesnt sleep with her anymore. I feel like punching him in the face.
 

Flaming Pie

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She's working hard to lose the weight, but the drug she is on makes you gain. She is the sweetest mildest person you would ever meet. And he's no prize bull. He has about 30 lbs he could stand to lose.
 
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