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gonjagrower420

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Michigan weed sucks yo mite infested I been to Amsterdam and beyond. Grow ur shiznit right no problems yo don't ya all want Michigan weed to be the next dominator cannabis cup Netherlands cus they aint gonna search ya at shiphole airport
 
tusseltussel

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Have you even ever tested your water... I think you said you didn't and now that I think of it you also said they put fluoride and chlorine in the water but you also say you have a well... You have no clue. You talk a lot of shit for no reason but hey let's have some fun. I'll tell you about the time I was soooo constipated I had to dig that shit out with my fingers.. Then it felt so good I kept digging... And then I thought hey I bet it would be a good place to keep my money I rolled it all up and shove it in the terds place, I got up to about 500 dollars in there and then had to start cashing 20's in for hundreds. Crazy times maybe next we can talk about the time I gave a moose a rim job
 
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tusseltussel said:
Have you even ever tested your water... I think you said you didn't and now that I think of it you also said they put fluoride and chlorine in the water but you also say you have a well... You have no clue. You talk a lot of shit for no reason but hey let's have some fun. I'll tell you about the time I was soooo constipated I had to dig that shit out with my fingers.. Then it felt so good I kept digging... And then I thought hey I bet it would be a good place to keep my money I rolled it all up and shove it in the terds place, I got up to about 500 dollars in there and then had to start cashing 20's in for hundreds. Crazy times maybe next we can talk about the time I gave a moose a rim job
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That's just wrong.........
Did you have consent from the Moose?
 
tusseltussel

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If you are wondering yes, yes I did have the mooses consent. It was like this ya see, I was walking down to a friends warehouse in the city and Icame accross this group of black girls that all came over and was rubbin up on me like hey white boy whachu doin in this part of the hood and they were like you commin with us. Im like ok where we goin they say a party and Im like ok lets go. once we arrived things seemed to change pretty quickly. they got me in to the party and it was weird I mean really weird they were like wait here on the couch we will be right back next thing I know they come back in costumes and im in a 3 way with a moose a tiger and a giant rabitt....crazy times...
 
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I used to live in Grand rapids That the first town that introduced fluoride into water. Now I live in the country. And fyi ever since I started using snow instead of the quote " Pure Michigan," well water my plants have tremendously bounced back. I have decided to do 32 gallon buckets in outdoor hydroponics. First of all its cheaper for the pumps and aerators and it rains and snows a lot in my part of Michigan so no worries acquiring the water. yes Michigan water sucks that is 100% of Michigans problem with growing good weed. the only people that grow good weed in Michigan are ones that either use a 5 part reverse osmosis machine in the cities or Michiganers that use rainwater such as farmers. If my water isn't good for my plants I aint drinking it either. Peopl in Michigan also use promix mostly for their soil and wonder whats going wrong. Well dumbfuck you get what you pay for I suggest Fox Farms light warrior and ocean forrest mix. At 2 to 1 bag ratio. And if your really smart youll notice there is 5 more cubic foot of dirt in the ocean forrest mix. So in order to make the 2 to ratio correctly per pot u have to remove 3.7 gallons of cubic foot of dirt or .5 cubic foot of dirt out of fox farms ocean forrest bag. See the problem with Michigan growers is they don't think about all this shit. They think they can just put sweet ol maryjane in any ol soil and water and she will grow. And yes the metric system sucks. You idiots ever left the USA, because in Europe they do grams. I got a G.E.D. and I am smarter than most of you. I also plan on using the Dutch BioBizz nutrients. I have to convert the math on the bottle to the metric system because we are in USA and not Netherlands. Showa how ill-equipped mentally you people are for growing good weed. You think the weed that grows naturally outdoors uses your fucked up Michigan tap or well water? Think about it and get a 5 part reverse osmosis system if you live in the city parts. Peace out Bitches grow some brain cells while your TRYING TO GROW WEED.
 
tusseltussel

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oh, I didn't realize you wanted to talk about shit,,, I think I got this one,,,shit: also known as poop, crap, feces, dung, doo doo, spraying mud or I even refer to it as a duce or a roger. now the origin of a roger is kind of odd my and a close friend used to hang out every wednesday night while his wife was at her parents house. we would pull tubes all night long watching the history channal. There was a program I don't remember the name of but the host was named Roger Mudd. Well naturaly one night my buddy gets up and is like hey I'll be right back I gotta go to the bathroom and spray some mud. My quick response was to say, Oh, you mean drop a Roger and on that eavening dropping a duce(number 2) became dropping a Roger(Mud). so if you want to keep spitting poo, remember, that means you have a mouth full of poop and promix is way better than that unstable gnat infested bullshit foxfarms ocean forrest. don't blame the mediun for you not knowing how to feed a plant properly
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I don't see u tools talking shit now
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Flaming Pie

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gonjagrower420 said:
I used to live in Grand rapids That the first town that introduced fluoride into water. Now I live in the country. And fyi ever since I started using snow instead of the quote " Pure Michigan," well water my plants have tremendously bounced back. I have decided to do 32 gallon buckets in outdoor hydroponics. First of all its cheaper for the pumps and aerators and it rains and snows a lot in my part of Michigan so no worries acquiring the water. yes Michigan water sucks that is 100% of Michigans problem with growing good weed. the only people that grow good weed in Michigan are ones that either use a 5 part reverse osmosis machine in the cities or Michiganers that use rainwater such as farmers. If my water isn't good for my plants I aint drinking it either. Peopl in Michigan also use promix mostly for their soil and wonder whats going wrong. Well dumbfuck you get what you pay for I suggest Fox Farms light warrior and ocean forrest mix. At 2 to 1 bag ratio. And if your really smart youll notice there is 5 more cubic foot of dirt in the ocean forrest mix. So in order to make the 2 to ratio correctly per pot u have to remove 3.7 gallons of cubic foot of dirt or .5 cubic foot of dirt out of fox farms ocean forrest bag. See the problem with Michigan growers is they don't think about all this shit. They think they can just put sweet ol maryjane in any ol soil and water and she will grow. And yes the metric system sucks. You idiots ever left the USA, because in Europe they do grams. I got a G.E.D. and I am smarter than most of you. I also plan on using the Dutch BioBizz nutrients. I have to convert the math on the bottle to the metric system because we are in USA and not Netherlands. Showa how ill-equipped mentally you people are for growing good weed. You think the weed that grows naturally outdoors uses your fucked up Michigan tap or well water? Think about it and get a 5 part reverse osmosis system if you live in the city parts. Peace out Bitches grow some brain cells while your TRYING TO GROW WEED.
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Sucker born every day. lmao. Have fun wasting your money and still getting shit results.
 
navyfighter04

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Flaming Pie said:
Sucker born every day. lmao. Have fun wasting your money and still getting shit results.
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NO...hes a no it all....His plant will do great....SARCASM....I hope his shit dies or at least gets mold on his bud. That would be funny....you spend all that money and in the end it doesnt even matter...HA....
 
tusseltussel

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best thing you could do for seedlings is get on all fours over them then load some snow onto your back then as it melts you let it run down through your ass crack but be shure to hold youre penis up though you want it to run down the crack over the taint and drip off the balls you get if it touches the penis your plant may end up producing seed unless it's a male plant then you might induce a transgendered situation
 
navyfighter04

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tusseltussel said:
best thing you could do for seedlings is get on all fours over them then load some snow onto your back then as it melts you let it run down through your ass crack but be shure to hold youre penis up though you want it to run down the crack over the taint and drip off the balls you get if it touches the penis your plant may end up producing seed unless it's a male plant then you might induce a transgendered situation
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wow!!!!!!!
 
Papa Toke

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gonjagrower420 said:
THIS IS ONLY GFOR MICHIGAN RESIDENTS. you fucking morons ever wonder why the government of Michigan puts crap in your water? Because they don't want you growing good weed you fucking idiots. Stop using their GOD DAMN WATER! And buy Fox Farms their soil is made in Arcata California for fucks sake. Spend a little more on good soil and stop using that promix crap.
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I lol'd.

Are you related to bmeat by chance?

Also if you know everything then why are you posting for help?
 
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