Bakatare666
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nom, nom, nom,
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curious old fart
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"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, �How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
cof
She asked, �How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
cof
Bakatare666
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doh!!!!!!!!!!"you'll be fine," he said.
she asked, �how long will it be before i am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
the surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
"what's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't i?"
he replied, yes, you'll be fine.
it's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
Cof
Bakatare666
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No worse than the fake tan, and you can do more with those than a tan anyday.
see4
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Nobody says "perps" unless they are a cop.
you just said it... hmmmmmmmmmmmm
see4
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Yes, I am a police officer. My badge number is: IWILLCUTYOU.
I work for the Boston Police Department, you all are under arrest, except for sunni. You need to cum with me maam.
ANC
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If they are hanging there now allready, I don't wan't to see the mess when she hits 40.
Winter Woman
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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it!
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do!
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it!
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do!
The2TimEr
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The2TimEr
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dichvuketoan806
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up cho b?n, chúc b?n bán d?t hÃ*ng.awesome!!! this is sick!!
Jer La Mota
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