Need some honest advice

ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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I would go look at the H.S. yearbook., so I knew what I was talking about before ruining any chances with a hot chick, becuase some jealous jackass made something up. If you find out it is true, then you have some time to proceed from there.
 
see4

see4

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Kick her in the dick. Is she screams, "Hey why did you kick my dick!", you know she's a dude. If she screams, "Hey asshole, thats my pussy you just kicked!", you know she's a chick. A gut reaction is what you are looking for here.
 
unohu69

unohu69

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well, I really thought this was gonna be another noob, "why are my leaves turning yellow" thread. And the same answer still applies, We need pics to judge accordingly.

use paint and put a black stripe (for anonymity) across his eyes..oops i mean her eyes.. err, ummm.. ya, you know what i mean....
 
Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

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see4 said:
You can easily tell by the vagina. If its all kinds of fucked up looking and her vaginal canal is really shallow, like 5 inches or some shit... then yea, you might be fuckin with a former dude. First test, if you are packin heat, lay into "her" real deep, if you hit a wall, you might be fuckin with a dude. Test two, throw it in "her" ass, if "she" moans like a dude because thats what he is used to, then you might be fuckin with a dude. Step three, and by far the most simple, fucking ask him/her.
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How do you know all this? Just askin, no judgement, i dont care what anybody does with their leisure time.
 
Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

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see4 said:
what? you've never been balls deep in some dudes butthole? dont lie.
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Baaahahahahahaaa!! No, ive had offers from many dudes but even when im at my drunkest i would never swing that way. I have a few gay friends and theyre good peps. I live in an area where its more accepted so you just get used to it, whatever.
 
see4

see4

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Ninjabowler said:
Baaahahahahahaaa!! No, ive had offers from many dudes but even when im at my drunkest i would never swing that way. I have a few gay friends and theyre good peps. I live in an area where its more accepted so you just get used to it, whatever.
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yea man, to each their own. i dont hate, i just dont playa participate. or in this case butthole participate.
 
Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

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see4 said:
yea man, to each their own. i dont hate, i just dont playa participate. or in this case butthole participate.
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To be fair, i have been in a butthole, it was a girlfriends and it was all her idea. She had some anal fetish and id play along. I couldnt believe the orgasm she would have when i was in there. Bed soaking every time. I dont know how she kept her sheets clean, id only do it at her house though for that reason. Ahh the good ol days :)
 
Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

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welshsmoker said:
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN. lol
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I wish i had taken pics these days, wait, i just thought of somthing, we did make a porno once but then she stole it and busted it out infront of all our friends after we broke up and i wasnt around...then one of our mutual friends stole it from the party. Bahahahaa. I got nothing to be ashamed of if you know what i mean but some guy she knows is jackin to her still to this day probably lol ..oops, unintentional thread jack...sorry :)
 
drolove

drolove

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lol this is just too good im sorry. but ya give us some pics. might be over obvious to someone not in that relationship. so lets see em!
 
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