All praise the King!!!!

lifegoesonbrah

lifegoesonbrah

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The king be-seats the throne, with a memorable speech to last the ages. A glorious ceremony to celebrate the conquering of the Mitten Romney, a battle which was one for the history books. Oh great King, control my life, command me withith what you will. Take my weaponry, for I am not worthy. Bomb the children overseas, for they are not worthy. I shall cast to you the fruits of my labor, for thine gold is needed for the kings empire. Oh glorious King, you are my savior, without you freedom would fall. Thy drones protect thine skys and kills the unworthy. the kings guards protect thine airport, for you give us the gift of full body scanners to protect our liberties. Yay let us praise thee, for the affordable care act, let us sacrifice our medical system for we are not worthy. Let us print the symbolic money, for the king must possess all the gold. Let us praise you my lord, for we are not the defenders of liberty. Nay we do not need our own weaponry, for you shall protect us from the evils, you shall smite the brown men both far and wide, and lay havoc to thine republicans, who wish to be-seat thee. Let us all bow are heads, as you are the chosen king of the ages, commanded by the unearthly gods to rule this earth. Yay let us celebrate executive orders, commandeth what you will my lord, for you are the chosen one.



All heil King Obama, and glory shine upon thee.
 
lifegoesonbrah

lifegoesonbrah

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Taketh thine hand and place it on the bible of king martin luther, for you represent the epitome of godliness. Take thine teachings of the Martin Luther and non-violent protests and show the world the force of the throne, destroy all who question thy mighty lord.
 
st0wandgrow

st0wandgrow

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I preferred King George (W) the second. He was a mighty ruler that led us in to noble wars ......and was funny as fuck to laugh at!
 
lifegoesonbrah

lifegoesonbrah

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st0wandgrow said:
I preferred King George (W) the second. He was a mighty ruler that led us in to noble wars ......and was funny as fuck to laugh at!
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King Obama has learned from his commanding former lord, the King George the W., and has cast a whole new rule of the world. Let us never forget King W, and his foreign policy of sensationalistic bombing irrelevant to our protections, or so it may seem. The king knows best, do not question the crown. If the King says invade thee, then invade thee we shall.
 
deprave

deprave

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Protect us from ergonamic weaponary so that all killers must kill without comfort, no longer shall a man walk this land with the comfort of a collapsible stock, a pistol grip, or hand grip covering the barrel and in their loss of comfort we will all be safer, with the added two seconds to change out magazines we are all safer.
 
nitro harley

nitro harley

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deprave said:
Protect us from ergonamic weaponary so that all killers must kill without comfort, no longer shall a man walk this land with the comfort of a collapsible stock, a pistol grip, or hand grip covering the barrel and in their loss of comfort we will all be safer, with the added two seconds to change out magazines we are all safer.
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I think 2 seconds is pretty slow......I think most people can master a clip change in one second........IMO.......nitro..
 
lifegoesonbrah

lifegoesonbrah

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deprave said:
Protect us from ergonamic weaponary so that all killers must kill without comfort, no longer shall a man walk this land with the comfort of a collapsible stock, a pistol grip, or hand grip covering the barrel and in their loss of comfort we will all be safer, with the added two seconds to change out magazines we are all safer.
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Thy weapon accessories shall be smite by the glorious King, for they cause thine comfortness for thy wielder. Accessories allow the dis-loyalist to comfortably fire for too long. Do not questions the lords decisions. Comfort of weaponry is reserved for the Kings men.
 
mccumcumber

mccumcumber

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How can you say UB is a troll and do shit like this. You're doing the same thing he does: "make fun of something and bring light to an issue."

sometimes I just don't understand this section.
 
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